Extremely Difficult Trivia About "Terminator 2: Judgement Day" (1991)

      I did a trivia quiz about the first "Terminator" movie back on April 8th, 2023, so it's high time I got to the sequel, which came out in 1991.  As I think I already mentioned, "Terminator 2" is one of the rare sequels that's at least as good, if not better, than the original.  So let's get to it.  Usual format, and also as usual, many SPOILERS, obviously.  Enjoy!  And I can assure you that I won't be doing any trivia quizzes on any of the other sequels, or reboots, or whatever.  Since I didn't like them at all, they're not worth exploring.  Oh, and for brevity's sake I'll refer to the Terminator that Arnold Schwarzenegger played as the Terminator, and I'll call the advanced one that Robert Patrick played as the T-1000.

Questions:

1)    What was the exact day, month, and year for Judgement Day, when Skynet caused the nuclear holocaust that destroyed human civilization as we knew it?

2)    According to Sarah, about how many people died on Judgement Day?

3)    After he arrives, the Terminator goes to a nearby tavern.  What is the name of this place?

4)    The Terminator incurs three injuries at the bar.  Describe them.

5)    As the Terminator steals the motorcycle and drives off, a popular song plays.  Name the song, and the artist that performed it.

6)    What is the radio call sign for the police officer who investigates the T-1000's arrival?

7)    And what is the location of this arrival point?  (As in the intersection.)

8)    According to the police car's computer, what is John Connor's birthdate?

9)    Also according to this computer, what 4 crimes has John committed?

10)   What are the names of John's foster parents?

11)   What is the address of the house that John and his foster parents live in?

12)   What is the name of the mental health facility where Sarah is confined?

13)   According to Dr. Silberman, what is Sarah's diagnosis?

14)   Recently Sarah attacked Silberman.  How, and where on his body?

15)   What is the name of the sadistic, and rapey hospital orderly?

16)   What is the name of John's red-haired friend?

17)   John and his friend steal money from a bank ATM.  What is the stolen card's PIN #?

18)   And how much money do they steal?

19)   Cyberdyne has two remaining pieces of the Terminator from the first movie.  Name them.

20)   What is the name of the shopping mall in Reseda that John goes to?

21)   What specifically is the T-1000 made of?

22)   The T-1000 mimics John's foster mom, and starts preparing a meal.  What is "she" making?

23)   What is the actual name of John's dog, and what fake name does the Terminator use to test to see if it's the T-1000?

24)   What is John's foster father's last beverage?

25)   The police discuss the police station massacre from the first film to Sarah.  What is the name of the station?

26)   John mentions one foreign country that he and Sarah lived in while he was a child.  Name it.

27)   What is the name of the night nurse that the doomed Lewis speaks to just before the T-1000 mimics and kills him?

28)   What is the brand name of the caustic chemical that Sarah puts in the hypodermic needle to hold Silberman as a hostage?

29)   According to the guard, what days of the week, and time of day are the hospital's visiting hours?

30)   According to the Terminator, how many years will his power cell last?

31)   What is Miles Dyson's middle name?

32)   What is Dyson's job title at Cyberdyne?

33)   What exact date did Skynet go online?  (Hint--it's not the same as Judgement Day.)

34)   And at what time, Eastern Standard Time, on Judgement Day did Skynet become self-aware?

35)   What amusement park did Miles Dyson take his family to?

36)   What is the name of Dyson's daughter?

37)   On the run in Mexico, Sarah, John, and the Terminator meet up with her friend Enrique.  What's his last name?

38)   And what is the name of Enrique's wife/girlfriend?

39)   We see three magazines on the coffee table at Dyson's house.  Name them.

40)   On what street is the Cyberdyne building located?

41)   What is the number of the police helicopter that the T-1000 steals?

42)   After their SWAT truck crashes, Sarah, John, and the Terminator steal a passerby's truck.  What is written on its door? 

43)   And what is the business phone number on the truck?

44)   What is the company name of the tanker truck hauling the liquid nitrogen?

45)   How many times does Sarah shoot the T-1000 with her shotgun, bringing it to the precipice of the drop to the molten steel?

46)   As the T-1000 melts in the steel, it assumes several forms.  Aside from its normal look, what two identifiable people does it form right before it's destroyed?

47)   I already mentioned one song for Question #5.  What two other popular songs are played in the movie?  (One several times.)  (And as in, not instrumental songs created for the movie.)

48)   The credits, oddly mention what real life company was in the Cyberdyne building at the time.  Name it.

49)   As mentioned in my first Terminator quiz, co-writer William Wisher Jr. played a role in that movie, and then another character in this one.  Name his Terminator 2 role.

50)   John is wearing a musical group's t-shirt throughout the movie.  Name the group.

51)   At the end, our heroes are careful to destroy all physical evidence of both Terminator.  But they miss one thing.  Name it.

52)   The Terminator famously says, "I know now why you cry.  But it's something I can never do."  Is this true?  (Conjectural)

53)   When do the events of this movie take place?

54)   Even if we ignore all the subsequent sequels, reboots, etc., was this a truly happy ending for Sarah and John?  (Conjectural)

55)   Danny Dyson is seen wearing a baseball hat for a Major League Baseball team.  Name it.

56)  Why does the T-1000 only wound Sarah in the steel mill, and order her to "call to John," when we see later that he can imitate both her body and voice?  Is this a movie loophole?

Answers:

1)    August 29th, 1997.

2)    Three billion, or 3,000,000,000.

3)    The Corral.

4)    The lead biker puts a cigar out on the left side of the Terminator's chest, another biker breaks a pool cue on the back of the Terminator's head, and a third man stabs the Terminator on the right side of his chest with a knife.  None of these injuries impede him in the slightest, obviously.

5)    "Bad to the Bone," (1982) by George Thorogood and the Destroyers.

6)    R-31 David.

7)    The intersection of the Sixth Street Bridge and Sante Fe.  Which seems to be a real location in Los Angeles.

8)    February 28th, 1985.

9)    Trespassing, shoplifting, disturbing the peace, and vandalism.

10)   Todd and Janelle Voight.

11)   It's partially obscured, but it's 19828 South Almond Avenue, and the town/section name appears to be Reseda.  (In reality this number is correct, but the real street this house is on is Valerio, and it's in Winnetka, which is near Reseda.)

12)   Pescadero State Hospital.  Which is made up for the movie.

13)   Acute schizo-affective disorder.  Which is a real medical condition, and the symptoms seem consistent with Sarah's apparent symptoms.

14)   She stabbed him in the kneecap with a pen.  He says he's fine now, though.

15)   Douglas, or "Dougie."

16)   Tim.  I don't think it's ever said, but it's in the credits.

17)   9003.

18)   $300.  Which is probably the maximum daily amount of cash one could remove from the ATM.

19)   Its right forearm and hand, and its (damaged) Central Processing Unit, or CPU.

20)   The Galleria.  From what I read online, the exteriors of the mall were really the Northridge Fashion Center, in Northridge, and the interiors were at the Santa Monica Place.

21)   He's made from a mimetic poly-alloy, or a liquid metal.

22)   Beef stew.  Which kind of makes me laugh.  If John hadn't called, would the T-1000 just have had a pleasant dinner with John's foster father?

23)   Max, and then Wolfie.  The extended edition shows that the T-1000 kills the dog and discovers this ruse right after the call, from reading its collar.

24)   Some low-fat milk.  The T-1000 stabs him through the carton.

25)   The West Highland Police Station.

26)   Nicaragua.  He also says, "places like that," so presumably other Central American nations, and Mexico, too, since Sarah's friend there recognize him.

27)   Gwen, who mentions she wants a beer instead of coffee.

28)   Liquid Rooter.  Which appears to be a drain cleaner.

29)   10:00 to 4:00 (clearly 10 am. to 4 pm.), Monday through Friday.

30)   120.

31)   Bennett.

32)   He's the Director of Special Projects.

33)   On August 4th, 1997.

34)   2:14 am.

35)   Raging Waters.

36)   Weirdly, although we see her briefly, her name is never said, and is not listed in the credits.  We do know her brother's name is Danny, though.

37)   Salceda.

38)   Jolanda.

39)   House Beautiful, Estate, and Traditional Home.  All of which appear to be real, and even still active.

40)   Kramer.  The address number is confused--initially the radio says 2144, while later it's said to be 2111.

41)   N830RC.

42)   BOL-L-GOL Gardening.

43)   555-8141.

44)   Cryoco.

45)   7 times.

46)   The people he imitated in the movie--Lewis the hospital guard, and Janelle.

47)   "You Could Be Mine" (1991) by Guns N' Roses, and "Guitars, Cadillacs" (1986) by Dwight Yoakam.

48)   Renco Investment Company.  Evidently it's some other business now.

49)   He plays the tourist/photographer who takes photos of the Terminator after the T-1000 throws him through the shop window at the mall.  Although I read that Cameron mentioned, maybe kiddingly, that this character might be the same cop from the first one, just shopping.

50)   The rap/hip hop band Public Enemy.

51)   The Terminator loses his left forearm and hand in the gears of a machine while fighting the T-1000 earlier in the steel mill.  And we don't see him retrieve it.  I mean, it's not as vital as the CPU, but still.

52)   I think he meant he didn't fully understand the emotions that would cause a person to cry.  But technically, his model is covered with real human flesh.  In the earlier movie Kyle mentions that they sweat, and have bad breath, etc., to better mimic a living person.  If he can bleed, surely he had tear ducts installed, too.  So I think Terminators could potentially cry, even if it's to trick people.

53)   If the police computer is correct, and we have no reason to think it isn't, the movie takes place sometime between March 1st, 1995, and February 27th, 1996, since John's birthday is February 28th, 1985, and he's 10.  But we can't really pinpoint the season, even, since Los Angeles, and Mexico are summer-hot all the time.

54)  It's kind of bittersweet, I think.  Yes, Skynet won't be developed, and there will be no Judgement Day, so billions of people and human society will be fine now.  But, Sarah is still wanted in the U.S., for a variety of crimes, including involvement in murders and terrorist activities.  As far as the police and government know, she's still insane, and incredibly dangerous.  They'll have to live life on the lam forever--going back to the U.S. would be incredibly risky.  True, Sarah and John had already done this for years, and she probably had fake passports, etc., and plenty of hideouts and connections in Central America and Mexico, but still.  If she's ever caught, and in a country that extradites to the U.S., she'll be sent back to a maximum security mental hospital, or prison.

55)   He's wearing a Minnesota Twins hat.  Kind of odd for a kid in Southern California.  Maybe the Dysons were from Minnesota originally?   

56)  It's better presented in the extended version, but no, it makes sense.  After he reforms from being frozen in the liquid nitrogen and shattered, there's something clearly wrong and damaged with him.  We see him accidently mimicking things he touches, like a railing, and the metal floor he's walking on.  He also "glitches," as his image is disturbed like a television image.  Therefore, he presumably thought that now he might not be able to perfectly imitate Sarah's form and voice to fool John, so he decided to torture her into calling out.  (He's then interrupted by the Terminator.)  And we see this is true-- later he imitates Sarah pretty well, but "her" lower legs and feet are accidently imitating the metal floor.  Which doesn't make much sense without the deleted scenes, granted.

   

   

   

Exotic/Disgusting Foods and Beverages Forum--a Swedish/Norwegian Lingonberry Jam

      Over a decade ago, on September 23rd, 2013, to be exact, I did a post on lingonberries, in jam or spread form.  At that point in my blog history, I concentrated mainly on the food or drink type itself, and not on the brand or company that made the product.  Therefore, I don't think I tried the lingonberry jam from the Felix brand, but because I didn't mention it, I'm not 100% sure of this.  At any rate, in this post I won't discuss lingonberries as a plant and food, and will mainly cover the brand and companies behind it.  So either way, it will be new information.

     The history of the Felix brand goes back to the 1930's.  A man named Herbert Felix arrived in Sweden, from what's now the Czech Republic.  Some sources say he originally came here in 1930, while others list it as being 1938 or 1939.  Reportedly, Herbert was fleeing the Nazis, indicating that he was probably a member of a group that the Nazis persecuted, such as the Jews, Romani, the LBGT community, Jehovah's Witnesses, trade unionists, etc.  Anyway, before this Herbert had worked for a pickling business back home, in what was probably a family business, since it had "Felix" in its name.  So, when the Swedish AB P. Hakansson company needed help with their own pickling/vinegar company, Herbert was a natural choice to hire.  Together they formed the Felix company.  Initially the firm marketed pickled cucumbers, but it gradually expanded its product list.  By the 1950's Felix was also selling meat soups, porridge, pastas, and its two signature products, meatballs and ketchup.  As the decades passed, Felix was sold to several other companies in turn--AB Cardo, Cavenham Foods, and Beijerinvest among them.  In 1995 it was acquired by the Norwegian company Orkla, which is the current owner.  Orkla, in turn, has an ever longer history.  The ancestor of the business was a pyrite mining company, that dated all the way back to 1654.  In 1904 Orkla Grube-Aktiebolag was founded by a man named Christian Thams.  At first this firm was also involved in mining and smelting.  But over the years they changed their focus, buying up various newspapers and forming a media empire, and then by acquiring various food and beverage brands around the turn of the 21st century and beyond.  Currently Orkla owns about 30 brands, and makes over 500 food/beverage products.  Aside from Felix, some other brands it owns include Abba (yes, the same as the band), Bob, Fun Light, Grandiosi, Jokk, King Gustaf. Pauluns, and Svennes.  I labeled this post as being both Swedish and Norwegian since the parent Orkla company is Norwegian, but the jam itself is designated as being a "delicacy of Sweden," and was processed in one of Orkla's Swedish factories.

Felix lingonberry jam:  This looked like canned cranberry sauce.  It had a deep red color, and a gel-like texture, or also like canned cranberry sauce.  It also tasted a lot like cranberry sauce.  It was tart, and good.  I preferred it on some seeded crackers rather than plain, as this mix added to the flavors.  Overall it was a fine jam/spread.  I would definitely recommend this, and would have it again.  If you enjoy cranberry sauce, I think there's a good chance that you will also like this. 

Exotic/Disgusting Foods and Beverages Forum--A Pickle Whiskey

      I found this one near the checkout area at one of my local liquor stores.  It was my favorite situation for trying a new booze--a small, inexpensive bottle of a mere 50 mL capacity, which cost a dollar or two.  Meaning if I didn't like it, I wouldn't be stuck with like 700 mL (about 24 ounces) of something I abhorred, nor would I have wasted $10, or $12, or more.  This was the pickle whiskey from the T!lted brand.  (And yes, I'm going to use that stylized spelling using the exclamation point throughout this post.)

     T!lted is a brand of the mammoth Sazerac company, which I've covered several times before.  (See, for example my posts on several 99 brand liquors, on December 19, 2020, and on June 11, 2022.) So I won't repeat this business's history again.  T!lted appears to have begun in 2005, as a design, branding, and digital work studio.  Which evidently means they mostly designed logos for other products.  But, in 2018 they partnered up with Sazerac to make a flavored rye whiskey line.  It's a little unclear whether T!lted just designed the logo and marketing scheme for this liquor, or was involved in the creation of it in the first place.  Given their history, I suspect the former is more likely.  Moving on, there are at least two other kinds of T!lted whiskey--a banana-flavored one, and a chocolate kind.

     When I first saw this bottle, I was surprised, and intrigued.  A pickle-flavored whiskey seemed pretty strange.  But T!lted isn't the only brand to make such a thing.  I found at least three others online.  There's Doc Schmickles's Pickle Whiskey, Whicked Pickle Spicy Pickle Flavored Whiskey, and Skatterbrain Crocodill Pickle Whiskey.  But all of these are probably based on a mixed drink, whose history I'll go into in the next paragraph.

     Many mixed drinks and specialty shots have rather vague histories.  It might be known approximately when the beverage was invented, or the general location, but often it's disputed, with several possible candidates.  This is one of the exceptions, mostly.  For starters, drinking booze while eating a pickle has presumably been going on for centuries, as long as there have been alcoholic drinks and pickles.  Reportedly drinking vodka along with a pickle has been popular in Russia for a long time, for example.  But, a related, but somewhat different series of shots is much more recent, and fairly well documented.  On March 12th, 2006, bartender Reggie Cunningham was enjoying a jar of McClure's pickles while behind the bar at the Bushwick Country Club, in Brooklyn, NY.  A lady came in and observed this.  She then asked for a shot of whiskey, along with a chaser shot of the pickle brine from Cunningham's jar.  He obliged, and this duet of shots became a thing at this establishment, and then it spread across the country, and maybe even into other countries.  Reportedly the original whiskey used was the rather cheap Old Crow brand, but since most folks go for a more respected brand, often Jameson's.  The type of whiskey used is apparently fluid, as some other consumers prefer the more sour George Dickel No. 12, or Jim Beam.  Some people substitute another kind of alcohol, such as mezcal or tequila.  And thus was born the Pickleback.  I also find it kind of weird that so many of the details of the first Pickleback are known, but not even the first name of the woman who originally had the idea.  Maybe she left before they could ask her, or maybe they thought if they included her name in the story that she'd sue for a share of the proceeds, or something.  The important point to take away from all of this is that it's a pretty sure bet that the Pickleback led to the development of pickle-flavored whiskeys like T!lted.

T!lted pickle whiskey:  Just as a review, I'm staunchly pro-pickle.  Many times I've sat down and eaten an entire jar of pickles in one sitting.  I like sour, dill-flavored kinds, and sweet, gherkin-style ones too.  So I thought that this drink might be a winning combo, that it might make for a rare whiskey that I could drink straight, and like.  (I usually can only stomach whiskeys as parts of mixed drinks, or if they're say, peanut butter flavored, as I reported on in my July 17, 2021 post.)  Anyway, this whiskey was 70 proof, or 35% alcohol.  Its color was a normal whiskey one, a honey brown.  It had a pickle-ish odor.  The taste was....just awful.  A complete abomination.  Even the tiny amount in this bottle was tough to finish.  I loathed this.  Normally I hate whiskey straight, and this added pickle flavor somehow made it even worse.  A terrible pairing.  Unless you really like the Pickleback shot, I wouldn't recommend this to anyone, ever, under any circumstances.

     If you'd like to read my thoughts about another pickle-flavored beverage, this one with no alcohol content, see my post on August 19, 2023.  Although much of the post is about the famous Eagles-Cowboys game in which pickle brine figured prominently.

Exotic/Disgusting Foods and Beverages Forum--Some Spanish/American Canned Fish

      For once I won't be talking about how I discovered this blog post topic in my local supermarket, or regular liquor store, or even one of these further away, or in another state.  I didn't find this one at all--it was a holiday gift from some relatives.  Specifically, it was albacore tuna in spicy olive oil, from the Fishwife company.
     The story of the Fishwife company started off a little run-of-the-mill, but got juicier later.  I'll start with the more mundane facts.  Fishwife was founded by two women in 2020--Becca Millstein and Caroline Goldfarb.  Their goal was to make, "ethically sourced, premium, and delicious tinned seafood."  The product list on their official website was a little incomplete, and oddly organized.  But, as near as I could eventually piece together, they make various kinds of tinned, or canned, fish:  salmon, trout, mackerel, sardines, tuna, and anchovies.  Some are plain-ish, while many others have spicy seasonings.  Only one of their products is currently kosher, but they're working on expanding this.  Similarly, only one of their wares contains gluten.  I also saw a "Proposition 65" page, which turns out to be part of California law.  Products that may contain carcinogenic chemicals have to publicly warn potential customers.  In this case, some of their fish may contain lead or cadmium.  Staying on potential hazards, while the Fishwife products don't seem to have these things, the facilities where they're processed also handle common allergens like shellfish, soy, sesame, and wheat.  Finally, if you're wondering how to make a tasty dish or meal out of Fishwife tinned fish, you're in luck--the website sells a book with 80 recipes.

     Now here's the dirt.  If you looked up Fishwife online during the past couple of years, you'll probably only see references to Becca Millstein.  There's a reason for this--the two ladies had an ugly split.  Several articles called this a "divorce," but it appears that this was wordplay about the company's name, and not a literal end of a marriage.  I'll use qualifying words for the rest of this paragraph, for obvious legal reasons.  Anyway, in early 2024 Becca sued Caroline Goldfarb, alleging breach of contract, civil theft, and cybersquatting.  Supposedly, by 2021 Goldfarb was only devoting a few hours a week to Fishwife, while Becca was toiling up to 90 hours plus a week.  Becca also accused Caroline of unfairly controlling the company's Google ad account and domain account.  The final straw was when Goldfarb was reportedly offered a final 8.75% share of the company, and supposedly agreed, while later demanding 35%.  And metaphorically holding the Fishwife company hostage while this dispute dragged out.  The lawsuit was eventually settled, although the terms were not reported.  Moving on, Caroline Goldfarb has had an extensive career, but more in the entertainment and online presence worlds rather than fishmongering.  She has written for and/or executive produced several television programs, including "Tiny Nuts" (2014), "The Late Late Show with James Corden" (2018-19), "Chad" (2021-24), and "The Sex Lives of College Girls" (2021-present).  She also co-hosted a podcast called "Glowing Up" with comedian Esther Povitsky, which was about makeup and beauty, which may still air.  All in all, that's a lot more drama than I usually read about the company that made the foods or drinks that I tried.

Fishwife tinned seafood, albacore tuna in spicy olive oil:   The tuna was caught and then made in Spain.  There was a slight spicy odor.  The color of the oil, and therefore the fish chunks in it, was orange.  The taste was a bit disappointing--I thought it would be spicier than it was.  At least the oil ensured that the fish wasn't dry.  Still, tuna is pretty much always good.  I had some plain, and some on a cracker.  The latter way was better.  Overall, then, this canned tuna was alright, but not spectacular.  While looking up Fishwife online later, I saw that its prices are extremely high--well over $8 a can, sometimes even $10 or more.  (My can was 3.2 ounces/92 grams.)  Considering that you can get other canned seafood for half of the price, or probably even a third of it, I can understand folks not buying it for financial reasons.  Given that the fish itself was just okay, or solid, I doubt I'll buy any more.

     Fishwife also included a brief history of the term "fishwife" itself.  According to them, the term dates back to the 16th century, and at first literally referred to the spouses (or daughters) of fishermen.  Gradually, though, it became a gendered insult for women that were "brash, foul-mouthed, and brassy."  About this the website noted, "we relate."  In my experience, I've heard the word used more to denigrate women, or sometimes men, who eagerly engage in gossiping.  Which is kind of close to the three negative qualities that Fishwife mentioned.  This all makes me wonder how this negative stereotype got started.  Some brief online checking indicated that some of these qualities were probably true, as fishwives had to be outspoken and attention-grabbing to sell their very perishable fish at the outdoor markets.  Additionally, though, maybe another contributing factor was because the wives of fishermen were left alone more than other wives, and thus had more control and agency of their own lives.  Which was seen as bad to conservative misogynist men, I guess.  Anyway, it does make for an effective company name--it has a direct, main meaning, as well as an ironic, somewhat subversive double meaning.

 

Exotic/Disgusting Foods and Beverages Forum--Thai/American Rice Crackers

      I actually bought and ate these like a year ago, but for various reasons I didn't get around to discussing them until now.  Anyway, these were two types of rice crackers from the Ka-me brand--their original, and their wasabi kind.

     Well, we're once again returning to companies that seem oddly reluctant to provide information about who founded them, or even where.  I did get the start date, though, which was 1970.  Ka-me is currently owned by Panos Brands.  Of which I was able to find out a little.  In fact, I reported on another one of Panos's holdings, MI-del, years ago, in my November 21, 2020 post about gluten-free cookies.  Aside from Ka-me and MI-del, Panos also owns Amore, Andrew & Everett, Tessemae's, The Santa Barbara Smokehouse, Sesmark, Chatfield's, and Walden Farms (who I also tried a product from, and wrote about back on January 2nd, 2014).  Panos's current CEO is a lady named Darcy Zbinivec.  Although the company's beginning date is disputed.  One website claimed it was 2009, while LinkedIn has it at 1926.  I'm not even sure when Panos acquired Ka-me--it could have been recently, or it could have been decades ago.  So what did the Ka-me website and product label tell me?  Reportedly, the brand's name is from the Japanese word for "turtle."  The company chose this name because in Japanese folklore turtles are associated with longevity and a respect for tradition, qualities the business wanted to express.  The website also noted that Ka-me could stand for the "Key to Asian Made Easy."  Ka-me is dedicated to bringing many different kinds of Asian cuisine to the world, from places such as China, Japan, Korea, Thailand, Vietname, and more.  Aside from rice crackers, the business also makes dry and fresh noodles, sauces and condiments, fried rice, cooking liquids such as oils, vinegars, and wines, coconut milk, other crackers, and canned vegetables.  Ka-me's crackers are free of gluten and GMOs, and I think most (or all?) of the others are, too.  They also make some kosher-appropriate and organic items.

Ka-me rice crackers, original flavor:  The crackers were round discs, about 1.75 inches (about 4.5 cm.) in diameter.  They were white in color, with a pebbled appearance.  They were salty and crunchy.  And pretty good.  Not bland like a lot of rice crackers.  I had some plain (which were decent), and some with cheese on them (which clearly improved the experience).  Overall, this was a quality, good cracker.

Ka-me rice crackers, wasabi flavor:  These were the same size, shape, color, and texture as the originals.  The wasabi gave them a nice spice bite.  Not too overpowering, but enough to give them some zest.  As with the previous, they were good plain, and better with cheese on them.  Therefore, I came away pretty impressed with both of these crackers.  More than solid on their own, or as a base for canapes.  Two definite recommends.

     Just to flesh this out a bit, I was amused to learn that in Japanese folklore, turtles are capable of living for 10,000 years.  Which is obviously as wild exaggeration, but they are long-lived.  I decided to look up the actual champ.  He's actually still with us, living on the South Atlantic island of Saint Helena.  He's a Seychelles giant tortoise named Jonathan, and his estimated age is about 192.  There have been other contenders for this longevity crown, including one candidate who was supposedly 255.  But that case was not confirmed.  Jonathan has shown some effects of his great age--he's now blind, and unable to smell.  But his hearing is apparently excellent.  He spends most of his time with his mate Frederik.  So evidently, Jonathan is a member of the LBGT community.  Also, if the name Saint Helena is ringing a bell, it's the isolated island that was the second, and successful location of Napolean's exile.  He spent the final 6 years of his life there, dying in 1821.

Exotic/Disgusting Foods and Beverages Forum--American/Turkish/Belgian Dessert Cones

      I wasn't really shopping specifically for blog post fodder when I found these--it was just a happy coincidence.  They were near some other cookies and snacks, and they looked unfamiliar.  And when I saw that they were made in Turkey, I bit, so to speak.  These were the waffle cones filled with white chocolate, from the Just the Fun Part brand.

     Since I just mentioned that these cones were made in Turkey, you might be wondering why the title of this post includes two other places.  Well, it's because the main headquarters of the company that owns the brand are in NJ in the U.S., and the chocolate is billed as being 100%, real Belgian chocolate, so evidently that part of the treat is from that European nation.  I'm sure there are reasons for making these in Turkey and importing them instead of making them here in the U.S.  Maybe the wheat is better in Turkey, and/or overhead costs are lower, or something.  I often complain that the official company website doesn't include much or any information about the business's history or founder(s).  Fortunately, this was one of the exceptions, so I can actually go into some detail about it.  First off, we're told that Yigit "loves snacks," and "is an idea machine."  Aytur, meanwhile, "is a businessman," and "loves Yigit's ideas."  Moving on, reportedly Yigit and Aytur were both into specialty foods even while young.  So it was natural that they both got into the food industry when they grew up.  Their company (or companies?  It's unclear.) sent them on an extended business trip to New York City in 2005.  Where the two guys met, and even shared an apartment in Secaucus, NJ.  They bonded, largely due to their shared love of specialty foods.  After this, they parted for a while.  Yigit went to California for a while, while Aytur began his own gourmet food company.  (Which I assume is the Evergreen U.S.A. company that currently handles Just the Fun Part products.)  Years later they met again at a New York City food show.  Yigit decided to join Aytur's business, but he wanted to make a contribution of his own.  After a long period of intense research, during which Yigit talked to other industry professionals, and investigated business trends, Yigit concluded that a snack had a better chance of success if it reminded people of fond childhood memories.  He (and others) recalled eating sundaes and ice cream cones during the hot weather months, and that they especially preferred the point when the ice cream was near the bottom of the cone.  So the new product would replicate this, only it substituted chocolate and other non-dairy ingredients for ice cream.  Just the Fun Part became this treat's name.  There are many alternate flavors, which consist of other types of chocolate, peanut butter, mint, peanut butter and jelly flavor, and so on.  The company also makes "Just the Fun Bites," which are mini butter biscuits, also coming in various flavors.  The company's products are appropriate for vegetarians, are free of GMOs, and are kosher.  Somewhat surprisingly, they're not gluten-free (although the company is currently trying to develop some), nor are they completely allergen-free. (Some of their products have nuts, and even the ones that don't are processed in facilities that handle nuts and dairy.)  Finally, despite the exhaustive story of the company's founding and general history, I couldn't locate Yigit's surname anywhere.  Aytur's is Aksu.

Just the Fun Part, waffle cones filled with white chocolate:  The cones were light brown, and looked like tiny ice cream cones, obviously, with a white chocolate filling.  They were about 2 inches by .75 inches (about 5 cm. by 2 cm.).  They tasted like....a tiny waffle cone filled with white chocolate inside.  Since I like both waffle cones and white chocolate, these were very good.  A tasty treat--sweet and crunchy.  Kind of a cool, different idea for a sweet snack, too.  I would recommend these, and I will definitely look for the alternate flavors.  Especially peanut butter, given my adoration of that food and flavor.

     As you just read, I enjoyed these waffle cones quite a bit.  Even if I disagree with the philosophy behind their creation.  As a kid I liked the ice cream part of the ice cream cone the best, not the bottom within the cone.  (Don't get me wrong, I didn't dislike the bottom cone part, but it's not as great as ice cream.)  Also, I was amused to read on the official company website product list that each separate flavor of Just the Fun Part cones had the main flavor, and then a description of what mood it was for.  As in, milk chocolate ones were "for your classic mood," dark chocolate was "for your passionate mood," white chocolate was "for your playful mood," and so on.  None of these descriptions made much sense to me, and they seemed interchangeable.  I sort of hope that they switch the mood descriptions around every so often, to see if anyone notices.  Anyway, as I scrolled down the list, the company seemed to give up on describing intricate types of moods.  Milk chocolate and caramel was just "for your caramel mood," and mint dark chocolate was "for your minty mood."  As usual, I'm probably being unduly nit picky about something minor and innocent.  But, even after acknowledging this I probably won't go against my nature and stop.

 

Exotic/Disgusting Foods and Beverages Forum--Two More Non-Dairy "Milks"

      I've sampled non-dairy "milks" before, and written about them on two previous occasions.  (See my posts on June 16th, 2018 and April 25th, 2020 for more information.)  But, it's been a while, and I saw a couple of new ones.  So I gave them a go as well.  This time around I tried the chocolate kind from Not Milk, and the original kind of Ripple.

     The story of Ripple Foods begins in 2014.  Adam Lowry, who'd already had business success by co-founding Method Products, met up with a biochemical engineer named Dr. Neil Renninger.  They decided to create a company dedicated to making non-dairy "milks."  (Am I going to add quotation marks to "milk" for the rest of this post?  Yup.)  They also follow the common rules of what I call "hippie" type companies--they're big on environmental stability, against the use of common allergens, eschew GMOs, and are pro-vegan.  They're also proudly a "B" company, which means that they meet standards of verified social and environmental performance, public transparency, legal accountability, and the balance of profits and purpose.  Aside from the kind I tried, Ripple also makes chocolate and vanilla flavors, and shelf stable versions of all of these, as well as various kids and unsweetened versions.  The base for all of these "milks" is the yellow split pea.  Which, as the website proudly notes, requires much less water than almonds, and puts out a much lower CO2 output than real dairy.  Oddly though, Ripple does use regular ol' cane sugar in their sweetened drinks.  Which doesn't seem to fit in with the rest of their healthy ethos, but whatever.  Finally, the headquarters of the company is in California, but my carton says it's a product of Canada, so evidently some of their facilities are in the Great White North.

     Not Milk is made The Not Company, Inc., based out of San Francisco, California.  Alternate products of the company include Not Mayo, Not Sausage, Not Sausage (bratwurst), Not Hot Dogs, Not Mac & Cheese, Not Cheeses, Not Burgers, and Not Chicken Patties.  As I went deeper into the company itself, I got some surprises.  First, the company is in turn owned by the massive Kraft/Heinz corporation, which owns dozens of brands, including Philadelphia cream cheese, A.1. steak sauce, Capri Sun drinks Clausen pickles, Cool Whip, Jell-O, etc., etc.  Since non-dairy "milk" makers tend to be independent, and against the big businesses that may not be environmentally conscious, labor-friendly, health-conscious, and such, it seemed like an odd choice that they would agree to be part of such a megacorporation.  Then I read an article which made things weirder, and perhaps sinister?  Co-founders Matias Muchnik and Karim Pichara are apparently quite open about their main goal.  Which isn't to make plant-based products.  It's alleged that they use their AI program "Guiseppe," as a Trojan horse to disrupt research and development centers in the industries that use animal and plant ingredients.  Or, it's a data company disguised as a food company.  For legal reasons, I'll re-state that this was one article, and I'm not 100% sure of its legitimacy.  But it was definitely much stranger, and possibly unsettling to read about this while researching a business that makes pseudo dairy products.  If these accusations are true, if you're into consuming meat and dairy, be warned--the Not Company is evidently coming for the products that you love.  (I'm jokingly exaggerating.  I think.  I hope.)

Ripple plant based milk, original flavor:  Had an off-white color.  No real odor.  Plain, it tastes kind of "milky," but is flat, somehow.  So alright, but not great.  It was also okay on cereal.  Maybe a good substitute for real milk?  Kind of "meh" overall, I suppose.  Not especially good, but not especially bad, either.

Not Milk, chocolate flavor:  Had a light brown color, and not much of an odor.  I had some plain, and some on cereal.  (Full disclosure--I haven't much chocolate milk in my life.  I was allergic to chocolate before puberty, so I didn't have it then.  And after, I just didn't really try it much.  I don't remember why.)  Both ways were pretty good.  The thickness, texture, and taste were like real milk.  And the chocolate taste was definitely evident, and to a good amount.  So overall I liked this one, and it was noticeably better than the Ripple.  I would recommend this to vegans, or to those milk drinkers that like to switch things up every once in a while, for whatever reason.

     One final tidbit, which goes back to the Ripple Foods company.  Mainly, their name.  I'm really showing my age here, but when I hear about a drink called "Ripple," I think about the cheap, fortified wine made for, and consumed mostly by, poor alcoholics, and indigent college students.  Ripple was akin to potent potables like Wild Irish Rose, Thunderbird, Night Train, Cisco, Mad Dog 20/20, and Boone's Farm.  Ripple was at its peak of popularity (or notoriety, for many) in the 1970's and was discontinued in 1984.  This ending date puzzled me, since I clearly didn't drink it when I was a college student, in the late 80's and early 90's.  Then I read about how the character Fred Sanford on the 1970's Redd Foxx television sitcom "Sanford and Son" was a vocal fan, mentioning it frequently.  So this must be why I recall it, mostly, as I did used to watch that program as a kid.  Anyway, I guess the makers of Ripple the "milk" never heard of the wino drink, or else figured that enough time had passed.  But still, the name makes me laugh a little.