Saturday, June 27, 2020

Exotic/Disgusting Foods and Beverages Forum--Kasseri Cheese, Plus Anthology Discount Code

     Cheese is truly the gift that keeps on giving.  No matter how many kinds I try, there's always a new one around the corner.  Today it'll be kasseri cheese.  Once again from my local Shop-Rite supermarket.
     First off, there is debate on where the cheese's name originates.  Some think it's from the Latin word for cheese, which is "caseus."  Others claim it's from the Turkish word for kosher, which is either "kaser" or "koser," depending on the source.  The controversy and confusion continues with this cheese's actual inventors.  One theory is that it was first made by Greek shepherds in the Pindus Mountain region, in the early 1800's.  Another claims that it was developed in the Turkish city of Edirne, by Jewish citizens, at an unspecified time.  (This would help explain why the cheese was supposedly named for the Turkish word for kosher, clearly.)  Anyway, wherever and whenever it was invented, kasseri is very popular in Greece, Turkey, and Bulgaria.  The traditional manufacturing method is to use mostly unpasteurized sheep's milk, combined with up to 20% goat's milk.  (Modern variants allow up to 10% cow's milk.)  Kasseri is also made without using rennet.  This is important to Jewish consumers, since observant ones are only allowed to eat cheese made using plant-based rennets, or no rennet at all.  Which again is evidence for the Turkish origin theory, I guess.  Strictly speaking, kasseri is part of the pasta filata cheese family, which also includes provolone and mozzerella (see July 16, 2013 post for info about mozzerella made from water buffalo milk).  Enthusiasts enjoy its pungent odor, salty flavor, and semi-hard, springy and stringy texture.  It's commonly used as a table cheese, in sandwiches, or as a main ingredient in the kasseropite pie and saganaki dishes.  It's also aged for at least 4 months.
     The kasseri I had was the Stella brand, out of Wisconsin, U.S.A.  An Italian diplomat, Count Bolognete, fell in love with the Wisconsin countryside and dairy tradition.  Starting in 1923 he began making his own cheese there.  Other cheese types made under the Stella name include ricotta, romano, Swiss, parmesan, provolone, Italian sharp, gorgozola, mozzerella, fontina (see March 4, 2017 post), feta, blue, and asiago.  Stella itself was bought up by the Saputo company in 1997.  Saputo, in turn, is based in Canada, and was stated by Italian immigrants Guiseppe and Lino Saputo back in 1954.  Aside from Stella, Saputo also owns many other cheese and dairy brands, including Montchevre (See  August 19, 2017 post).

Saputo, Stella brand kasseri cheese: Had a yellowish-white color, and a semi-hard, slightly crumbly texture.  And had a  slight odor.  I had mine plain, and on a water cracker.  Both ways it was very good--tangy and savory.  I found it a bit reminiscent of parmesan cheese.  So once again a cheese failed to disappoint me, and I highly recommend kasseri cheese.  One thing to note, though.  The kasseri I ate was pasteurized, unlike the traditional kind.  I'm willing to try many different types of food and drink, but I draw the line at unpasteurized dairy products, since they can make people very sick.  Also, the ingredient list didn't specify what animal milks were used in it, and at what percentages.  So, all in all, some cheese purists might claim that I didn't have "genuine" kasseri cheese.


     Switching to writing, I have more news about the upcoming anthology, "Shadowy Natures," which will feature one of my stories.  I was recently given my discount code, which I'll reveal now:
         Stansfield10
Putting this code in will give you 10% off the $14.99 cover price.  As a reminder, the anthology goes on sale on September 10, 2020, but it can be pre-ordered now.  To do so, go to the AM Ink website--aminkpublishing.com/shop         and then choose "Anthologies/Short Story Collections" from the column on the left.  "Shadowy Natures" is currently in the top row.  (Dark Ink is AM Ink's horror imprint.)
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Saturday, June 20, 2020

Exotic/Disgusting Foods and Beverages Forum--Temple Oranges

It's back to a citrus fruit this week.  Another hybrid, too.  Admittedly, it's not that unusual a choice, but here it is.  I got this temple orange at the local Shop Rite supermarket.  If you're curious, I've discussed many citrus fruits/fruit hybrids over the years.  Here's a list, with the post dates:

1) Fruit hybrids--March 20, 2013
2) Pummelo--February 20, 2014
3) Buddha hands--December 29, 2014
4) Ugli--March 6, 2015
5) More fruit hybrids--July 25, 2015
6) Sweetie citrus--January 27, 2016

     The background of the temple orange is a bit complicated.  One source said they're a hybrid of an orange and a tangerine.  Another said it was the "child" of a Mandarin orange and a sweet orange.  One of the issues is that different countries define a "tangerine" in different ways.  Also, every type of citrus fruit is a hybrid of the original three kinds--the citron, Mandarin orange, and the pummelo.  Suffice it to say, it appears that temple oranges are a hybrid mostly of oranges, and are a sub-type of them.  This fruit also goes by a lot of other names.  Kind of Siam, murcott, setoka, umatilla, and tanglor (a combination of "tangerine" and "orange"), to name just a few.  They were reportedly discovered in Jamaica in 1896, apparently from a wild hybridization.  Some accounts say the discoverer was named Boyce.  Whatever his or her name was, somebody sent some budding branches to Florida, and they began to grow and thrive there.  By 1919 they were being grown commercially.  This new fruit was then named after a deceased famous citrus grower, William Chase Temple (more on him later).  Their current modest popularity is helped by their ease of peeling and sectioning, relative lack of pith, and pleasing flavor.  Consumers like them plain, in fruit salads, or as parts of appetizers, entrees, and desserts.  Like most oranges, temples are high in Vitamin C, as well as having some Vitamin B1, folate, and fiber.

Temple orange, from Seald Sweet out of Florida, U.S.A.:  The one I bought looked mostly like a typical orange--its color was more reddish-orange, but not remarkably so.  It was round, and had a diameter of about 7 cm. (about 2.75 inches), although some of its mates in the bin at the store were bigger.  As advertised it was noticeably easy to peel, and to break into sections, and the inner whitish pith was less than in a typical orange.  The pulp was yellowish-orange.  The taste was okay, but very much like a regular orange.  I don't know that I could have distinguished between the two in a blind taste test.  So overall the temple orange was a decent snack, but I was slightly disappointed that it wasn't much different or unique in its flavor.

     Getting back to this fruit's namesake, William Chase Temple was a bit of a Renaissance Man.  He was successful in many business ventures, as he's listed as a "baron" of coal, citrus fruits, lumber, and sports.  For the last one, Temple was co-owner of the Pittsburgh Pirates from 1891-93.  (He's also supposedly the first person to come up with the idea of the designated hitter, which was eventually adapted in the American League in 1973, and may well be by the National League very soon.)  Then, he's credited as the first sole owner of a professional football club, the Duquesne Country and Athletic Club, from 1898-1900.  Additionally, he was said to be an alleged silent owner of the Pittsburgh Stars, a team in an earlier pro league that was also named the National Football League, in 1902.  (He denied this, but some historians think he was lying.)  Still other positions held by him were the first President of the South Florida Chamber of Commerce, and a town mayor.  Finally, he was also reportedly the first lifetime member of the American Automobile Association, the AAA.  I realize all this biographical information is more than most readers probably care about, but I'm jonesing for sports, especially baseball, at this time.  Clearly there are way more important societal concerns happening now, but the distraction of sports is nevertheless missed.
























Saturday, June 13, 2020

Underrated Horror Movie Gems--George Romero's "The Crazies"

     When people hear the name George Romero, most of them, understandably, think of his ground breaking 1968 classic "Night of the Living Dead."  However, Romero was much more than a "one trick pony"--he made several other very good to great films, some of which didn't even have zombies in them.  His fourth movie, "The Crazies" (1973), is one of these, in my opinion.  Its reviews at the time  were mixed, and it did terribly at the box office, earning back only about half of its meager $275,000 budget.  So here we go.  It'll be the usual format--short spoiler-free synopsis, a longer spoiler-saturated recap, a discussion of some of the movie's themes and strong points, and ending with some cast and crew information.
     Something's wrong in the small Pennsylvania town of Evans City.  A few days after a plane crash, the military has moved in, and it effectively prevents anyone from leaving or entering.  The citizens are acting strangely too--emotionally unstable, and sometimes violent.  Firefighter David and his pregnant fiance Judy, along with David's friend Clank, try to avoid both the heavy handed soldiers and their neighbors.  But the bodies keep piling up, and no one seems to understand what's happening.  Will anyone make it out unscathed?  And will what's happening here spread to other areas, or even across the globe?
     (SPOILERS AHEAD UNTIL MARKED)  "The Crazies" opens in a farmhouse in the countryside, where a little boy is teasing and trying to scare his sister.  But very quickly they're both terrified, as they find out that their mother has been murdered, and their father lights their home on fire.  Across the small town of Evans City the audience then meets Judy and David.  David is a volunteer firefighter, while Judy is a nurse.  They're expecting a baby, and a marriage is imminent.  But, both are called away--David to the fire at the farmhouse, and Judy to Dr. Brookmeyer's office.  At Brookmeyer's, Judy sees it's overrun with Tyvec and gas mask-suited soldiers, led by a Major Ryder.  Judy learns from Dr. Brookmeyer and the soldiers that the town is under a strict quarantine.  A recent military plane crash nearby is apparently the cause.  Brookmeyer helps Judy to escape the office, as he knows she's pregnant.
    More details start to emerge, especially after Colonel Peckem arrives to take charge.  In an unnamed room, evidently in Washington, D.C.,  high level officials are going over the situation.  Roadblocks are installed around Evans City, and telephone and ham radio messages are also blocked.  The men also want a plane equipped with a nuclear bomb to fly over the town, to prevent something called "Trixie" from spreading.  A doctor who worked on Trixie is forced to fly to Evans City.  The townspeople are herded into the local high school building.  Judy encounters David and his friend Clank returning from the fire, but right after they're caught by white suited troopers who force them into a van.  Already inside are Artie Fulton, and his daughter Kathy.  Back at the makeshift headquarters, Col. Peckem reveals that Trixie is a military bio-weapon, a highly contagious virus.
     Although most of the townspeople are taken by force to the high school, some resist.  Sometimes in weird, psychotic ways, like an old lady who repeatedly stabs a soldier with her knitting needles.  David and Clank manage to overpower the soldiers transporting them, and drive off in the van now armed.  Back at HQ Dr.Watts tells Col. Peckem that Trixie has no antidote, and exposure to it quickly leaves its victims dead or permanently insane.  David and his group reach an abandoned country club to rest for the night, but Kathy is already acting strangely.  Dr. Watts is taken to the high school, where he sets up a rough lab assisted by a technician.  He wants to send some Evans City blood samples to Fort Detrick, but the military refuses to do so because of contamination concerns.
     More scenes of carnage occur.  Soldiers are shooting people, and burning their bodies.  Townspeople are fighting back, often successfully.  A priest even immolates himself as a protest versus the military.  David's gang is spotted, but they manage to shoot down a helicopter and escape.  Later, at a farm they encounter five more soldiers.  Clank brutally murders them, even though this didn't appear necessary. As such, David becomes concerned that Clank has the disease as well.  Back at the unnamed political meeting room, the men discuss the probable necessity of nuking the town, and then covering it up with a story about this being an accident.
     At the farm Artie is clearly sick now, too, as he thinks that Kathy is his dead wife, and rapes her.  Clank discovers this and beats Artie up.  Clank is now clearly insane as well.  David and Judy later find that Artie has hung himself out of regret, and Kathy runs out to greet some approaching soldiers.  They quickly shoot her dead, fearing being contaminated by her.  Judy, David, and then Clank flee into the woods.  Clank realizes that he's sick, and goes to confront the soldiers.  Although he slaughters many of them, eventually they kill him.  Back at the high school Dr. Watts makes an important discovery, a possible cure.  However, his frustration with the security measures on phone conversations causes him to rush out of the lab to tell Peckem in person, before explaining his findings to his assistant.  The troops in the school mistake Watts for another infected person, and in the riot that follows Watts is mortally wounded, and his cure destroyed.
     While hiding at a cement plant Judy starts to exhibit signs of being infected as well.  After a pack of soldiers pass by, and David is forced to kill one, a pack of teens run up and mortally shoot Judy.  David and one of the kids are captured by another squad of soldiers.  At headquarters Peckem reports that 2100 of the original 3600 or so citizens of Evans City are still alive, but all of those survivors are insane.  He's informed that he's being moved to Louisville, where another Trixie outbreak is feared.  The medical staff tries to replicate Watt's cure, and there's word of an immune monkey at Fort Detrick.  David appears immune, too, but he pointedly doesn't reveal this to the military doctors.  Peckem then leaves in a helicopter, after being decontaminated.
     I realize that some readers might think I chose this particular movie to talk about today to be timely, since we're currently still suffering though a viral pandemic.  But, actually it was a coincidence--I was going through my collection of films, and this one just stood out.  But I can understand how watching something like "The Crazies" might be too close to home for many viewers now.  Or, perhaps the opposite--maybe some people might want to watch a movie similar to what they're experiencing.  Anyway, there are huge differences, obviously, such as the fact that "Trixie" is a human made bio-weapon, and COVID-19 is natural.  But it's kind of uncomfortable, too, as we see the peril of not following quarantine protocols, and social distancing.  The movie's gas masks are more elaborate than our typical paper masks, but the idea is still the same.
     One of the things that struck me about this movie was the lack of an actual villain.  The townspeople commit horrific acts of violence, even murder, but they're blameless--through no fault of their own there were infected with a disease that drove them insane.  The soldiers seem cruel at times, and we kind of cheer when the townsfolk fight back and kill some of them, but ultimately they're not really evil, either.  They're regular people who are doing their job.  And this job makes sense--if the disease spreads, people in the entire country, or even the world could be killed or driven mad.  Even the scientists who created the Trixie bio-weapon aren't exactly evil--they were tasked with a job, too, trying to help their country's armed forces against enemies.  I guess the real villains are the people who came up with the idea of a bio-weapon in the first place, but we don't really see them.
     Arguably the most important theme in "The Crazies" is the importance of good communication, and how the lack of it can be devastating.  Initially the military doesn't realize, or wasn't told, how serious Trixie is, so they drag their feet a little and let the disease be spread further throughout Evans City.  And then when they do go in they don't properly communicate the seriousness of the situation to the town's mayor, doctor, sheriff, and other town leaders, or to the townspeople themselves.  Which results in panic, and many people trying to flee, or fight back, using violence against the troops.  (Granted, some of this is due to the people going crazy because of the disease, but you get what I'm saying.)  During his time in Evans City later, scientist Dr. Watts is frustrated by the time it takes to talk to his comrades and Col. Peckem, with the complicated voice print security measures.  Which leads him to run out of the lab in haste, before he's explained the possible cure to his colleague, which results in his breakthrough being destroyed, and therefore thousands or even millions of lives more lost, unnecessarily.  And finally, David chooses not to tell the military doctors that he's probably immune, which again will result in many more people being driven insane or dying.
     This last example leads to another question--why does David do that at the end?  Is it revenge on the military, and the government, for creating the problem that lead to the death or insanity of most of the people he knows and loves?  Is it possibly PTSD, from his time in Vietnam, plus the additional carnage he's just witnessed at home?  If it is revenge, it's awfully drastic.  Not to mention misplaced, since many other innocents will be hurt by his lack of disclosure.  (Of course, it's also possible that this was done for purely dramatic reasons by Romero, to up the ante of the horror, but I mean within the logic of the story, and the character himself.)
     Like Romero's zombie movies, another important theme is the fear of your fellows--your neighbors, your friends, your lovers, even yourself.  The disease causes people to perform hideous acts of violence upon people they even love, such as Artie's rape of his daughter, and the opening scene's father killing his wife, and burning his kids.  And the disease was caused by the people's own government, the people they elected into power.  Then their own military is fighting against them.  The enemy isn't a foreign invader, or even a natural disaster, or a regular, natural disease--it's us.  Once we're infected, we become the enemy, the carriers of more bloodshed and death.
     Distrust of the government is another point the movie makes.  The government in "The Crazies" is arguably evil (or at least cynically amoral), with a willingness to create a hideous disease.  One which, it goes without saying, violates every law of war or society.  It just doesn't affect armed enemy soldiers, it affects potentially everyone.  Like many diseases, people who couldn't possibly be a threat--the elderly, and the very young, will surely be impacted the most.  To top it off, this government, and their military, are then cartoonishly inept, as they accidentally infect their own people, and then delay and bungle the response to it.  They even consider nuking their own citizens!  Which has a logic to it within the movie's situation, but is still horrible to contemplate.  (And it's a plot point which "Return of the Living Dead" (1985) used to tragicomic effect.)  I'm sure that this movie's tone was influenced by the debacle of the Vietnam War (aside from the battle footage, there's the priest immolating himself just like the protesting monks in Vietnam), but it's amazing how it was before the full details of the Watergate scandal became known.  Think how cynical and jaded it would have been if it came out a few years later!
     The addition of the insanity in the movie also helped make it traumatic and disturbing.  A deadly disease is bad, sure, but I think everyone is afraid of losing their minds.  The horror of the characters as they occasionally have moments of clarity and realize they're mad is heart-wrenching, even more so when they continue to commit horrible acts.  And then they sometimes realize what they've just done, like Artie.  Really grim stuff, but it really makes for a more scary story.
     One quibble I have with "The Crazies" is about the nature of the disease.  Like many movies and television shows, it makes an elementary mistake, of confusing diseases caused by bacteria with those caused by viruses.  At one point Col. Peckem refers to Trixie as a bacteriological weapon, but for the rest of the movie it's called a virus.  Which is impossible--it's either one or the other, they're completely different things.  Assuming it is a virus, since that's the bulk of the references in the movie, that makes the military giving their soldier antibiotics as a protection very silly and useless, since antibiotics don't do anything against viruses.  But this is a small complaint, which I can clearly overlook, and I can still enjoy the film overall.  It's just something I noticed.
     The average viewer probably won't recognize any of the actors or actresses in this movie.  (Unless they're big fans of Romero, or of 1970's exploitation movies.)  The cast is mostly unknowns, or at least fairly unknown at the time.  Which I think benefits the movie.  When a movie has established, famous, extremely attractive actors and actresses in it, it doesn't seem as realistic.  The people in "The Crazies" are normal looking, anonymous folks, so it makes the situation seem more real, almost like you're watching a documentary.
     (END SPOILERS--SAFE FOR ALL READERS)  Writer/director George Romero had a long career in films.  Alas, like many horror filmmakers, he often had problems getting funding, and so had to work on the fringes of the studio system most of the time.  Meaning his output wasn't as high as it probably could have been.  Anyway, other highlights in his directing and writing career are the previously mentioned "Night of the Living Dead" (1968), "Martin" (1978), "Dawn of the Dead" (1978), "Knightriders" (1981), "Day of the Dead" (1985)," "Monkey Shines" (1988), and "Land of the Dead."  He also directed 1982's "Creepshow."
     Of the actors, the most recognized name is probably Lynn Lowry, who played Kathy Fulton.   She had roles in movies such as "I Drink Your Blood" (1970), "The Battle of Love's Return" (1971), "Sugar Cookies" (1973), "Score" (1974), "Shivers" (1975), "Cat People" (1982), "Basement Jack" (2009), and "Model Hunger" (2016).  Also, I don't know if this info is accurate, but IMDB lists like 30 additional movies with her that are currently filming or are in pre-production.  The character of David was played by Will McMillan, who was also in such films as ""The Enforcer" (1976), "Used Cars" (1980), "Christmas Evil" (1980, and see my post of December 21, 2019), "Salvador" (1986), "Aspen Extreme" (1993), "Jada" (2008), and "Eye of the Storm" (2011).  Richard Liberty (Artie Fulton), is probably most notable for his role in "Day of the Dead" (1985).  He also played parts in such movies as ""The Final Countdown" (1980), "Porky's II: The Next Day" (1983), "Flight of the Navigator" (1986), and "Just Cause" (1995).  Lane Carroll (Judy) was reportedly mainly a casting director.  The only other credits I could find for her were another Romero film, "There's Always Vanilla" (1971, and in my opinion George's worst one), and the infamous "Hercules in New York" (1970), Arnold Schwarzenegger's first film, in which his voice was ridiculously dubbed.  Clank was played by Harold Wayne Jones, who also appeared in "Knightriders" (1981), "Down on Us" (1984), and "Provoked" (1989).  Lloyd Hollar (Col. Peckem) was also in "Boardwalk" (1979), "Kiss of Death" (1995), and on the television shows "The Jeffersons" (1978) and "Lou Grant" (1978).  One of the small roles, of "Soldier #3 in House", was played by Roger Aaron Brown.  His career includes roles in films like "Star Trek" (1979), "Cobra" (1986), "Near Dark" (1987), "Action Jackson" (1988), "Alien Nation" (1988), "Robocop 2" (1990), and "Maniac Cop 2" (1990).  Finally, the role of "Crazie shooting at doctor's office"  was played by Bill Hinzman, who acted in such movies as "Season of the Witch" (1973), "Knightriders" (1981), "Santa Claws" (1996), "Shadow: Dead Riot" (2006), and "Mimnesis" (2011), and directed and acted in "The Majorettes" (1987) and "FleshEater" (1988). (He was also a busy cinematographer and camera/electrical department worker in many movies.)  He's most famous, though, for playing the role of the first ever Romero zombie, in "Night of the Living Dead" (1968).
     So, if you're a fan of George Romero's zombie classics, or even if you just want to check out a largely forgotten 1970's horror effort, you should give "The Crazies" a look.  It's a fine film, a nice mix of scares and pathos.


















































































































 























Saturday, June 6, 2020

Exotic/Disgusting Foods and Beverages Forum--Vodkas Filtered Through Rare and Precious Stones

     As I've mentioned in previous posts, when it comes to alcohol I'm mainly a beer guy.  There are a few hard liquors I enjoy, like Jagermeister, Becherovka (see my July 27, 2014 post), and absinthe (see my October 18, 2015 post), but overall I don't drink much of the stuff.  However, the other day I was in line at my local Canal's liquor store, and saw something interesting near the check out registers.  Outer Space Vodka, allegedly distilled through 4,000,000 year old meteorites.  Intrigued, I bought a tiny sample bottle (50 mL, or about 1.69 ounces).  Keeping with the theme, the bottle was a neat little alien head.  And this reminded me of another vodka I tried years ago, which also had a cool container, and also was filtered through a special kind of rock--Crystal Head Vodka.
     At this point I'd like to tell you some background information about Outer Space Vodka, such as who exactly makes it, and the exact details about the meteorites, etc.  Alas, this liquor's online presence is sparse.  The official website which I consulted was only a list of the five countries where you can purchase it (the U.S., Canada, Korea, Australia, and the U.K.), and links to places where you can then acquire it.  The other online mentions were a paragraph or two about it, and then a review.  Even this terse data was contradictory--I read that the vodka was made in the U.S., using Iowa corn, but then my bottle label read "Product of France."  Also, a photo of a slightly older bottle said is was "re-imported by the La Marsalle Company" out of Illinois, but this has evidently changed.  The current listed importer is Stoller Imports, again out of Illinois in the U.S.  Stoller's website didn't have much more about this drink.  I even sent an email with my questions to the Stoller "contact us" address, but as of yet haven't heard back.  (I'll of course update this post when and if I do receive a reply.)  Anyway, all I can tell you now is that Outer Space Vodka apparently began in September of 2015, it's distilled five times, has an alcohol content of 40%, and won a Gold medal at the 2016 SIP Awards, held in California.  Maybe that's the point?  Perhaps the company is deliberately cagey about details, to appear mysterious, almost like.....an alien conspiracy?!
     In contrast, Crystal Head Vodka's details are quite well documented.The vodka was created by actor and writer Dan Aykroyd, along with his artist friend Dan Alexander.  The product was sold starting in 2008, with a distinctive glass skull bottle design, inspired by the 13 Crystal Skulls.  After being distilled four times, each batch, made from a variety of Canadian sweet corn, is then filtered seven times, the last three times through Herkimer diamonds.  Herkimer diamonds are actually a type of quartz crystal, which are double terminated and amazingly clear--hence they kind of resemble diamonds.  They're found in Herkimer, New York, and also in the overall Mohawk River Valley, as well as in a couple of other places around the world.  Folks who are crystal fans think that these rocks have special powers, such as the ability to heal.  The 13 Crystal Skulls are reported to be ancient Mayan or Aztec artifacts, which are also imbued with special powers.  One owner said they could cure cancer, cause visions, and even kill people.  But, as a recently retired archaeologist, I'd like to insert some facts here which kind of destroy the fun story.  None of the skulls can be determined to have come from Mayan or Aztec sites, or any ancient archaeological sites.  They were first heard of, and displayed, in the late 1800's and early 1900's.  Moreover, the scientific analysis that has been performed on them has proven that they were constructed using special drills only available in the 19th and 20th centuries.  So, in short, they're hoaxes.  (Also, as an aside, if a person owned an object that cured cancer, why wouldn't they be decent and cure thousands, or millions of afflicted people?  They could assuredly make tons of money doing so as well, even if they were selfish and greedy.)  But, back to the vodka, it's proudly made without common additives, such as citrus oil, sugar, and glycerol.  A look online shows that it seems to be considered a quality vodka.  And the distinctive bottle comes in alternative versions--some have a metallic coating, some are baked and colored, etc.  Officially the drink is made by Globefill, Inc., out of Canada, and the bottle is made by Bruni Glass, out of Italy.  And to those that care, Crystal Head Vodka is both gluten-free and Kosher.  If you're curious, Dan Aykroyd is known for acting in such movies as "Trading Places" (1983), "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" (1984), "Driving Miss Daisy" (1989), "Tommy Boy" (1995), "Grosse Pointe Blank" (1997), "Behind the Candelabra" (2013), and "Get on Up" (2014).  He also wrote and acted in "The Blues Brothers" (1980), "Ghostbusters" (1984), and on television's "Saturday Night Live" (1975-79).  (And more notoriously, he acted, wrote, and directed the infamous "Nothing But Trouble" (1991).)

Outer Space Vodka, Stoller Imports, made in France (?):  Since I'd never had it before, and since I'm not that into vodka, I bought the small bottle.  It's very cool--it's a green glass alien head, complete with huge black eyes, and a tiny mouth and nose.  The odor of it was typical--kind of astringent.  The color was clear, of course.  I tried it three ways--plain, mixed with orange juice (a screwdriver), and mixed with cranberry juice (often called a Cape Codder).  Plain it tasted like regular vodka, no better or worse.  It was okay as a screwdriver, and better as a Cape Codder.  I know it's not exciting to hear that it was just mediocre and not great or terrible, but there we are.  A cursory look at reviews online were similar--it doesn't seem to be thought of as anything but an average vodka.  In that case, coming up with their bottle was a good marketing idea, I think.  It worked on me, anyway!

Crystal Head Vodka, Globefill, Inc.:  I had this one years ago, in 2009, so my memories are a bit hazy.  Also, this one time was during a day of quite a bit of celebrating, so my memory was further hazed by other alcoholic beverages, if you get my drift.  I happened to be visiting a friend in Cortland, NY (Hi Aaron!).  We were in a local bar, and saw the distinctive bottle.  The bartender was a friend of my friend, so he gave us small samples for a nominal price, or maybe even for free.  We were also struck by the coincidence, as my friend was actually from the Herkimer area, where the filtering rocks were also from.  Anyway, I recall being surprisingly impressed.  It tasted much smoother and less harsh than most vodkas.  Maybe it's the lack of additives.  Or maybe it's the "magic stone" filtering.  Or maybe it was psychological, because we liked the bottle and some of Aykroyd's movies.  The point being, I would recommend it to people who like vodka.  Although I don't think it will cure any of your diseases or medical conditions.  Except for debilitating sobriety, I suppose.


     I'll conclude by discussing meteorites a bit.  These objects are solid debris which lands on a planet or moon, usually from an asteroid, comet, or another planet.  They're called meteors when they're in the atmosphere, and meteorites if they don't completely burn up and make it to the ground.  As of 2018 there have been over 59,000 documented ones, and over 1400 witnessed falls.  The biggest meteorite crater is the Vredefort Crater in South Africa, which has a diameter of 300 km. (about 190 miles).  Another famous one is the Chicxulub Crater off the Yucatan Peninsula, which caused the huge extinction of 75% of the world's animals 65 million years ago.  Some meteorites are even older than our sun, which is 4.6 billion years old--some of the dust in the Murchison Meteorite (which fell in Australia in 1969) is up to 7 billion years old!
     Finally, another thought.  Maybe the Outer Space Vodka says it's a product of France, even though it's possibly American, as a deep cut reference to another Dan Aykroyd vehicle--the Conehead characters, from both the skits on "Saturday Night Live" and the movie.  If you recall, the absurd Coneheads, who were obviously aliens, told people they were from France as well.  But this is just another wild, unsubstantiated conspiracy theory.  (Which in most cases is redundant.  Zing!)