Saturday, February 25, 2023

Exotic/Disgusting Foods and Beverages Forum--Two Cypriot/Greek/American Breakfast Biscuits

      This was another find from my alternate Shop-Rite grocery.  I happened to spy it on the shelf, as its drawings of ancient Greek figures on the box were somewhat unusual.  Then when I read the box I found out that these biscuits were made in Cyprus.  Which, I think is a new country for me.  I don't recall consuming something else from this island nation.  Specifically, I bought the dark chocolate sandwich kind, and the cinnamon tahini variety, both from the Olyra brand and company.

     The official Olyra website was one of those brief, undetailed ones, so I had to piece together what limited information I had about the company's origin from several different online sources.  According to them, Olyra Foods Inc. started in February of 2017.  Its founder and CEO is Yannis Varellas Ouzounopoulas, who usually goes by Yannis Varellas.  Varellas's family has reportedly been stone-grinding grains for over five generations, in an unnamed area of Greece.  The Olyra products are primarily based on the four ancient Greek grains that Varellas is incredibly enthusiastic about:  lupine (see my post on September 15, 2018 for more information), oats, barley, and spelt (a type of hulled wheat that uses the entire grain).  Varellas was educated both at the English University of Cambridge and the National Technological University of Athens, finishing with a Master's Degree in chemical engineering.  Aside from the two I tried, Olyra also makes a hazelnut cocoa and Greek yogurt/blueberry flavor in the sandwich biscuit line, and hazelnut carob and fig anise in the crunchy biscuit line.  They also have a newer, smaller, stuffed cookie variety, with flavors of double chocolate, peanut butter, and almond butter.  The website also has a chart which demonstrates that Olyra biscuits are superior to those from the Kind, Belvita, and Kashi companies in protein, fiber, and sugar, as well as lacking GMO's and being organic.  (With two exceptions--Kashi is also GMO free, and has equal amounts of fiber as Olyra's products.)  If you're curious, "Olyra" is an ancient word that refers to a type of grain similar to spelt.  And, if you're wondering about the clunky, vague-ish title of this post, the box says the biscuits are made in Cyprus, but Varellas is Greek, and his main manufacturing centers are located in Greece as well.  Olyra does have a plant in Wilmington, Delaware, but I believe this mostly for distribution within the U.S.


Olyra breakfast biscuits, dark chocolate sandwich flavor:  Being a sandwich cookie, it was like a big Oreo, with two outer pieces joined together with a soft filling.  The outer cookies were rounded off rectangles, about 3.25 inches by 1.5 inch (or about 8.5 by 4.5 cm.), with a light brown color and a figure embossed on them.  The filling was a dark brown color.  The odor was chocolate-y.  The taste was alright.  The outer cookies were a tad bland.  The filling was surprisingly good--I normally dislike dark chocolate, but the outer cookies evidently cut the bitterness nicely.  Overall this was decent, but not spectacular.


Olyra breakfast biscuits, cinnamon tahini flavor:  These were not sandwiches--instead each packet contained three flat cookies, in the same size and shape as the outer cookies for the dark chocolate kind.  Same color, and embossment.  They had a distinctive cinnamon smell to them.  The biscuits were dry and crunchy.  Once again, a little bland.  Some cinnamon flavor, but I would have liked a more intense taste.  They did grow on me, though, as I ate more of them.  So these were mediocre, and I liked the chocolate ones better.


     Now let's briefly discuss some famous Cypriots, or at least folks with some Cypriot heritage.  First, there's Christopher A. Pissarides, who was born there, but is now a dual citizen of England and Cyprus.  An economist, he shared the Nobel Prize in that field in 2010, with Peter A. Diamond and Dale Mortensen.  Going way back, there's the philosopher Zeno of Citium.  He was born in Cyprus in 334 BCE, although he may have had Phoenician heritage as well.  He founded the Stoic school of philosophy.

     Moving to sports, there's native Cypriot Paulos Kontides, who won the first country's first and only Olympic medal (a silver) in 2012, in the men's laser class of sailing.  (Disappointingly, no actual lasers are used.)  In tennis, Marco Baghdatis was born in Cyprus, although his father is Lebanese.  His lifetime record was 349-274, he won 4 singles titles, and he was ranked as high as #8 in the world in 2006.  He made the semifinals at Wimbledon in 2006, and was the runner up in the 2006 Australian Open.  Garo Yepremian, born in Cyprus, was a kicker in the NFL from 1966-67, and 1970-81 with the Detroit Lions, Miami Dolphins, New Orleans Saints, and Tampa Bay Buccaneers.  Lifetime he made 67.1% of his field goals, and 95.7% of his extra points, for 1074 total points.  He was named to 2 Pro Bowls, 2 All Pro teams, had a lifetime AV of 54, and was part of 2 Super Bowl winners.  (He also notoriously had an embarrassing fumble in Super Bowl 7 that was returned for a touchdown by the other team.)

     Leon Redbone was born in Cyprus, to Armenian parents.  He was renowned as a musician, in the jazz, blues, and Tin Pan Alley genres.  In the world of cinema, Cyprus-born producer, writer and director (movies and theater) Michael Cacoyannis was part of many projects.  He was nominated for 5 Academy Awards--for Best Adapted Screenplay, Best Picture, and Best Director for 1964's "Zorba the Greek," as well as for Best Foreign Language Film for "Electra" (1962) and "Iphigenia" (1977).  Finally, there's Natasia Demetriou, who was born in England to an English mom and a Cypriot dad.  Natasia acted in such movies as "The Festival" (2018) and "Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga" (2020).  But most fans, including myself, remember her for playing "Nadja" in the great current television series "What We Do in the Shadows."



























Saturday, February 18, 2023

Exotic/Disgusting Foods and Beverages Forum--A Spanish Cheese

      My never-ending quest continues in this post, to find a cheese that's not at least okay.  Will today be the momentous day?  The candidate in question is a cinco lanzas cheese, from Lacteas Garcia Baquero S.A.  Which, as the title states, is a Spanish company.

     I was a bit surprised to learn that this company is only moderately old, having started in 1962.  Hersilio Garcia Baquero used to sell fresh milk to his neighbors.  But, at this time he decided to try his hand at cheese making, and cheese mongering.  Initially he made seven cheeses a day, and eventually his company makes, well, I don't know exactly how many a day, but it's clearly much much more than the previous figure.  Baquero decided to make his cheeses from goat, cow, and sheep's milk.  The company website breaks down each animal's milk as having the following attributes.  Goat's milk, "adds some acidity and spice."  Cow's milk "provides creaminess and lactic nuance."  And sheep's milk allegedly provides, "greater flavor and density," and also improves a cheese's odor.  The technological advances of the 1970's helped to build the company's brands, and by the 1990's it opened up several other manufacturing centers.  Currently Lacteas Garcia Baquero S.A. is exported to over 60 countries around the globe.  It's also won a slew of awards at various cheese competitions.  (Which are listed on the website--it's oddly impresssive to me just how many different cheese competitions there are.  Given my obsession with this food type, I should investigate and see if any occur in my neck of the woods.)  Alternate flavors offered by this company include kinds that are cured, semi-cured, various specialty reserves, the Spanish favorite Manchego (see my post on August 29, 2015 for more information), and several cabras (which are goat versions of Manchego).


Lacteas Garcia Baquero cinco lanzas limited edition cheese:  Not much of an odor.  Yellow color, with a brown inedible rind.  Semi-hard texture.  I had some plain at first.  That way it was very good.  Mild, but pleasantly salty.  Next I had some on rolls, melted in a microwave, and then topped with ketchup.  Or, a quick and dirty grilled cheese sandwich, I guess.  This was also very tasty, perhaps even a bit better.  As cheeses go this was fairly mediocre, but that means it's still better than most other foods.  Also, according to the label, this was actually made from a mix of cow, sheep, and goat milks.  Really the only downside was that it was rather pricey.  My .285 pound serving (or 129 grams) was $8.55, which works out to $30.00 per pound (which is .45 kilos).


     So, to the shock of probably no one, I STILL haven't found a cheese that's bad.  I can assure everyone that I will keep trying nonetheless.  Because of my ethics, and because that means I get to eat lots of good to delicious foods while maintaining a fictitious higher moral stance.  Finally, I was kind of inspired by some of the descriptions on the company website.  I think I'd like it noted on my headstone that I "had an impressive degree of lactic nuance."










Saturday, February 11, 2023

The February Issue of InD'tale is Out and Available!

 


     It's that time again--time for more InD'tale.  As you can see, once again I'm part of the issue, with an article about some rare movies that were actually better than their source books.  Also included are articles from S.L. Carpenter, Tamara Cribley, Candy Gareis, Randy Overbeck, and Kevin G. Chapman.  Along with interviews with rising star author Quinn Avery and established star author Lexi Ryan.  As well as another chapter from Julie L. York.  And of course all of the many, many book reviews.  So, as usual, I'm grateful to owner/publisher/editor-in-chief  TJ Mackay, Executive Editor Judy Nielsen, and the rest of the InD'tale staff.  Stop on by, and help yourself to some fine, free reading!

                                                  http://www.indtale.com

     Finally, as a preview, I think I'll be doing another pro football post soon, since the Super Bowl is nearly upon us.  Look for it in the coming week or so.















Saturday, February 4, 2023

Exotic/Disgusting Foods and Beverages Forum--French Yogurt in a Pouch

      This one I actually bought and ate like a year ago, but then kind of forgot about.  Fortunately, I saved my notes and the box, so we're good.  I was intrigued because it was yogurt that didn't need to be refrigerated--it was just on the shelf with the canned fruit and veggies.  Specifically this was Gogo Squeez Yogurtz, the berry flavor, from Materne.  Materne also has a North American branch, but since the overall company is French, and the yogurt itself was made in France, I'm just calling it "French yogurt."

     This company's roots are fairly old.  Back in 1881, a factory that processed applesauce and purees was started in Boue, France, by unidentified persons.  This company was called Confiturerie de la Thierache.  In 1922 Edouard (some sources say "Edmund") Materne bought this company, and changed its name to his surname.  Company-wise Materne joined with the Danone Group in 1983, and then with the dessert company Mont-Blanc in 2006 to form the MOM Group.  And in 2016 it joined the French Group BEL.  As far as products go, Materne markets a bunch of different fruits and vegetables, along with sweet desserts, and savory edibles like humus, chutney, curry, and pesto.  Gogo Squeez is their pouched product line--fruit pouches (mostly apple-based), dairy pouches (the yogurts), organic pouches (same as the previous two, only organic, obviously), and plant-based puddings (made with almonds as the base, and coming in vanilla, banana, and chocolate flavors).  They also proudly note that their products are free of GMOs, nuts, gluten, added sugar or high fructose corn syrup, preservatives, and "questionable" colors and flavors.*  Their wares are suitable for vegans, and are kosher.  Their containers are free of BPA, and are involved with the Terracycle recycling business.  Finally, if you're wondering how the yogurt doesn't need refrigeration (until it's opened), but lacks preservatives, as I was, the secret is reportedly an additional heating step.  Or another round of pasteurization, I guess. 


Gogo Squeez Yogurtz, berry flavor:  The pouches were 85 grams (3 ounces) each, and four were in the box.  The color was an off-white.  The pouch itself was squeezable, clearly, and easy to open and operate.  The taste was decent, and recognizably a berry one.  A solid yogurt overall, with a slightly thicker texture than most yogurts I've had.  I thought this was a neat idea and concept--portable yogurt, that doesn't need to be put in the fridge, and doesn't require a spoon.  True, it does need the fridge if you open it, but the pouches are small enough that I doubt too many people can't finish one in one sitting anyway.  So it's a fun techie spin on a common snack.  Alas, I got this at an alternate Shop-Rite, and my local one doesn't stock it, so I don't know when I'll be having it again.  But I definitely recommend it to folks who like yogurt.


     *  I found this designation of "questionable" to be odd.  I get that Materne surely avoids artificial flavors and colors, to fit their whole "natural is awesome" vibe, but why not just say no "artificial flavors or colors"?   Unless the DO use some artificial ones, but just the ones they think aren't sleazy and illegitimate flavors and colors or something?  I know I'm almost certainly overthinking a single word in a bland product description, but it sticks out awkwardly to me.  Oh well.