Exotic/Disgusting Foods and Beverages Forum--a Swedish/Norwegian Lingonberry Jam

      Over a decade ago, on September 23rd, 2013, to be exact, I did a post on lingonberries, in jam or spread form.  At that point in my blog history, I concentrated mainly on the food or drink type itself, and not on the brand or company that made the product.  Therefore, I don't think I tried the lingonberry jam from the Felix brand, but because I didn't mention it, I'm not 100% sure of this.  At any rate, in this post I won't discuss lingonberries as a plant and food, and will mainly cover the brand and companies behind it.  So either way, it will be new information.

     The history of the Felix brand goes back to the 1930's.  A man named Herbert Felix arrived in Sweden, from what's now the Czech Republic.  Some sources say he originally came here in 1930, while others list it as being 1938 or 1939.  Reportedly, Herbert was fleeing the Nazis, indicating that he was probably a member of a group that the Nazis persecuted, such as the Jews, Romani, the LBGT community, Jehovah's Witnesses, trade unionists, etc.  Anyway, before this Herbert had worked for a pickling business back home, in what was probably a family business, since it had "Felix" in its name.  So, when the Swedish AB P. Hakansson company needed help with their own pickling/vinegar company, Herbert was a natural choice to hire.  Together they formed the Felix company.  Initially the firm marketed pickled cucumbers, but it gradually expanded its product list.  By the 1950's Felix was also selling meat soups, porridge, pastas, and its two signature products, meatballs and ketchup.  As the decades passed, Felix was sold to several other companies in turn--AB Cardo, Cavenham Foods, and Beijerinvest among them.  In 1995 it was acquired by the Norwegian company Orkla, which is the current owner.  Orkla, in turn, has an ever longer history.  The ancestor of the business was a pyrite mining company, that dated all the way back to 1654.  In 1904 Orkla Grube-Aktiebolag was founded by a man named Christian Thams.  At first this firm was also involved in mining and smelting.  But over the years they changed their focus, buying up various newspapers and forming a media empire, and then by acquiring various food and beverage brands around the turn of the 21st century and beyond.  Currently Orkla owns about 30 brands, and makes over 500 food/beverage products.  Aside from Felix, some other brands it owns include Abba (yes, the same as the band), Bob, Fun Light, Grandiosi, Jokk, King Gustaf. Pauluns, and Svennes.  I labeled this post as being both Swedish and Norwegian since the parent Orkla company is Norwegian, but the jam itself is designated as being a "delicacy of Sweden," and was processed in one of Orkla's Swedish factories.

Felix lingonberry jam:  This looked like canned cranberry sauce.  It had a deep red color, and a gel-like texture, or also like canned cranberry sauce.  It also tasted a lot like cranberry sauce.  It was tart, and good.  I preferred it on some seeded crackers rather than plain, as this mix added to the flavors.  Overall it was a fine jam/spread.  I would definitely recommend this, and would have it again.  If you enjoy cranberry sauce, I think there's a good chance that you will also like this. 

Exotic/Disgusting Foods and Beverages Forum--A Pickle Whiskey

      I found this one near the checkout area at one of my local liquor stores.  It was my favorite situation for trying a new booze--a small, inexpensive bottle of a mere 50 mL capacity, which cost a dollar or two.  Meaning if I didn't like it, I wouldn't be stuck with like 700 mL (about 24 ounces) of something I abhorred, nor would I have wasted $10, or $12, or more.  This was the pickle whiskey from the T!lted brand.  (And yes, I'm going to use that stylized spelling using the exclamation point throughout this post.)

     T!lted is a brand of the mammoth Sazerac company, which I've covered several times before.  (See, for example my posts on several 99 brand liquors, on December 19, 2020, and on June 11, 2022.) So I won't repeat this business's history again.  T!lted appears to have begun in 2005, as a design, branding, and digital work studio.  Which evidently means they mostly designed logos for other products.  But, in 2018 they partnered up with Sazerac to make a flavored rye whiskey line.  It's a little unclear whether T!lted just designed the logo and marketing scheme for this liquor, or was involved in the creation of it in the first place.  Given their history, I suspect the former is more likely.  Moving on, there are at least two other kinds of T!lted whiskey--a banana-flavored one, and a chocolate kind.

     When I first saw this bottle, I was surprised, and intrigued.  A pickle-flavored whiskey seemed pretty strange.  But T!lted isn't the only brand to make such a thing.  I found at least three others online.  There's Doc Schmickles's Pickle Whiskey, Whicked Pickle Spicy Pickle Flavored Whiskey, and Skatterbrain Crocodill Pickle Whiskey.  But all of these are probably based on a mixed drink, whose history I'll go into in the next paragraph.

     Many mixed drinks and specialty shots have rather vague histories.  It might be known approximately when the beverage was invented, or the general location, but often it's disputed, with several possible candidates.  This is one of the exceptions, mostly.  For starters, drinking booze while eating a pickle has presumably been going on for centuries, as long as there have been alcoholic drinks and pickles.  Reportedly drinking vodka along with a pickle has been popular in Russia for a long time, for example.  But, a related, but somewhat different series of shots is much more recent, and fairly well documented.  On March 12th, 2006, bartender Reggie Cunningham was enjoying a jar of McClure's pickles while behind the bar at the Bushwick Country Club, in Brooklyn, NY.  A lady came in and observed this.  She then asked for a shot of whiskey, along with a chaser shot of the pickle brine from Cunningham's jar.  He obliged, and this duet of shots became a thing at this establishment, and then it spread across the country, and maybe even into other countries.  Reportedly the original whiskey used was the rather cheap Old Crow brand, but since most folks go for a more respected brand, often Jameson's.  The type of whiskey used is apparently fluid, as some other consumers prefer the more sour George Dickel No. 12, or Jim Beam.  Some people substitute another kind of alcohol, such as mezcal or tequila.  And thus was born the Pickleback.  I also find it kind of weird that so many of the details of the first Pickleback are known, but not even the first name of the woman who originally had the idea.  Maybe she left before they could ask her, or maybe they thought if they included her name in the story that she'd sue for a share of the proceeds, or something.  The important point to take away from all of this is that it's a pretty sure bet that the Pickleback led to the development of pickle-flavored whiskeys like T!lted.

T!lted pickle whiskey:  Just as a review, I'm staunchly pro-pickle.  Many times I've sat down and eaten an entire jar of pickles in one sitting.  I like sour, dill-flavored kinds, and sweet, gherkin-style ones too.  So I thought that this drink might be a winning combo, that it might make for a rare whiskey that I could drink straight, and like.  (I usually can only stomach whiskeys as parts of mixed drinks, or if they're say, peanut butter flavored, as I reported on in my July 17, 2021 post.)  Anyway, this whiskey was 70 proof, or 35% alcohol.  Its color was a normal whiskey one, a honey brown.  It had a pickle-ish odor.  The taste was....just awful.  A complete abomination.  Even the tiny amount in this bottle was tough to finish.  I loathed this.  Normally I hate whiskey straight, and this added pickle flavor somehow made it even worse.  A terrible pairing.  Unless you really like the Pickleback shot, I wouldn't recommend this to anyone, ever, under any circumstances.

     If you'd like to read my thoughts about another pickle-flavored beverage, this one with no alcohol content, see my post on August 19, 2023.  Although much of the post is about the famous Eagles-Cowboys game in which pickle brine figured prominently.

Exotic/Disgusting Foods and Beverages Forum--Some Spanish/American Canned Fish

      For once I won't be talking about how I discovered this blog post topic in my local supermarket, or regular liquor store, or even one of these further away, or in another state.  I didn't find this one at all--it was a holiday gift from some relatives.  Specifically, it was albacore tuna in spicy olive oil, from the Fishwife company.
     The story of the Fishwife company started off a little run-of-the-mill, but got juicier later.  I'll start with the more mundane facts.  Fishwife was founded by two women in 2020--Becca Millstein and Caroline Goldfarb.  Their goal was to make, "ethically sourced, premium, and delicious tinned seafood."  The product list on their official website was a little incomplete, and oddly organized.  But, as near as I could eventually piece together, they make various kinds of tinned, or canned, fish:  salmon, trout, mackerel, sardines, tuna, and anchovies.  Some are plain-ish, while many others have spicy seasonings.  Only one of their products is currently kosher, but they're working on expanding this.  Similarly, only one of their wares contains gluten.  I also saw a "Proposition 65" page, which turns out to be part of California law.  Products that may contain carcinogenic chemicals have to publicly warn potential customers.  In this case, some of their fish may contain lead or cadmium.  Staying on potential hazards, while the Fishwife products don't seem to have these things, the facilities where they're processed also handle common allergens like shellfish, soy, sesame, and wheat.  Finally, if you're wondering how to make a tasty dish or meal out of Fishwife tinned fish, you're in luck--the website sells a book with 80 recipes.

     Now here's the dirt.  If you looked up Fishwife online during the past couple of years, you'll probably only see references to Becca Millstein.  There's a reason for this--the two ladies had an ugly split.  Several articles called this a "divorce," but it appears that this was wordplay about the company's name, and not a literal end of a marriage.  I'll use qualifying words for the rest of this paragraph, for obvious legal reasons.  Anyway, in early 2024 Becca sued Caroline Goldfarb, alleging breach of contract, civil theft, and cybersquatting.  Supposedly, by 2021 Goldfarb was only devoting a few hours a week to Fishwife, while Becca was toiling up to 90 hours plus a week.  Becca also accused Caroline of unfairly controlling the company's Google ad account and domain account.  The final straw was when Goldfarb was reportedly offered a final 8.75% share of the company, and supposedly agreed, while later demanding 35%.  And metaphorically holding the Fishwife company hostage while this dispute dragged out.  The lawsuit was eventually settled, although the terms were not reported.  Moving on, Caroline Goldfarb has had an extensive career, but more in the entertainment and online presence worlds rather than fishmongering.  She has written for and/or executive produced several television programs, including "Tiny Nuts" (2014), "The Late Late Show with James Corden" (2018-19), "Chad" (2021-24), and "The Sex Lives of College Girls" (2021-present).  She also co-hosted a podcast called "Glowing Up" with comedian Esther Povitsky, which was about makeup and beauty, which may still air.  All in all, that's a lot more drama than I usually read about the company that made the foods or drinks that I tried.

Fishwife tinned seafood, albacore tuna in spicy olive oil:   The tuna was caught and then made in Spain.  There was a slight spicy odor.  The color of the oil, and therefore the fish chunks in it, was orange.  The taste was a bit disappointing--I thought it would be spicier than it was.  At least the oil ensured that the fish wasn't dry.  Still, tuna is pretty much always good.  I had some plain, and some on a cracker.  The latter way was better.  Overall, then, this canned tuna was alright, but not spectacular.  While looking up Fishwife online later, I saw that its prices are extremely high--well over $8 a can, sometimes even $10 or more.  (My can was 3.2 ounces/92 grams.)  Considering that you can get other canned seafood for half of the price, or probably even a third of it, I can understand folks not buying it for financial reasons.  Given that the fish itself was just okay, or solid, I doubt I'll buy any more.

     Fishwife also included a brief history of the term "fishwife" itself.  According to them, the term dates back to the 16th century, and at first literally referred to the spouses (or daughters) of fishermen.  Gradually, though, it became a gendered insult for women that were "brash, foul-mouthed, and brassy."  About this the website noted, "we relate."  In my experience, I've heard the word used more to denigrate women, or sometimes men, who eagerly engage in gossiping.  Which is kind of close to the three negative qualities that Fishwife mentioned.  This all makes me wonder how this negative stereotype got started.  Some brief online checking indicated that some of these qualities were probably true, as fishwives had to be outspoken and attention-grabbing to sell their very perishable fish at the outdoor markets.  Additionally, though, maybe another contributing factor was because the wives of fishermen were left alone more than other wives, and thus had more control and agency of their own lives.  Which was seen as bad to conservative misogynist men, I guess.  Anyway, it does make for an effective company name--it has a direct, main meaning, as well as an ironic, somewhat subversive double meaning.

 

Exotic/Disgusting Foods and Beverages Forum--Thai/American Rice Crackers

      I actually bought and ate these like a year ago, but for various reasons I didn't get around to discussing them until now.  Anyway, these were two types of rice crackers from the Ka-me brand--their original, and their wasabi kind.

     Well, we're once again returning to companies that seem oddly reluctant to provide information about who founded them, or even where.  I did get the start date, though, which was 1970.  Ka-me is currently owned by Panos Brands.  Of which I was able to find out a little.  In fact, I reported on another one of Panos's holdings, MI-del, years ago, in my November 21, 2020 post about gluten-free cookies.  Aside from Ka-me and MI-del, Panos also owns Amore, Andrew & Everett, Tessemae's, The Santa Barbara Smokehouse, Sesmark, Chatfield's, and Walden Farms (who I also tried a product from, and wrote about back on January 2nd, 2014).  Panos's current CEO is a lady named Darcy Zbinivec.  Although the company's beginning date is disputed.  One website claimed it was 2009, while LinkedIn has it at 1926.  I'm not even sure when Panos acquired Ka-me--it could have been recently, or it could have been decades ago.  So what did the Ka-me website and product label tell me?  Reportedly, the brand's name is from the Japanese word for "turtle."  The company chose this name because in Japanese folklore turtles are associated with longevity and a respect for tradition, qualities the business wanted to express.  The website also noted that Ka-me could stand for the "Key to Asian Made Easy."  Ka-me is dedicated to bringing many different kinds of Asian cuisine to the world, from places such as China, Japan, Korea, Thailand, Vietname, and more.  Aside from rice crackers, the business also makes dry and fresh noodles, sauces and condiments, fried rice, cooking liquids such as oils, vinegars, and wines, coconut milk, other crackers, and canned vegetables.  Ka-me's crackers are free of gluten and GMOs, and I think most (or all?) of the others are, too.  They also make some kosher-appropriate and organic items.

Ka-me rice crackers, original flavor:  The crackers were round discs, about 1.75 inches (about 4.5 cm.) in diameter.  They were white in color, with a pebbled appearance.  They were salty and crunchy.  And pretty good.  Not bland like a lot of rice crackers.  I had some plain (which were decent), and some with cheese on them (which clearly improved the experience).  Overall, this was a quality, good cracker.

Ka-me rice crackers, wasabi flavor:  These were the same size, shape, color, and texture as the originals.  The wasabi gave them a nice spice bite.  Not too overpowering, but enough to give them some zest.  As with the previous, they were good plain, and better with cheese on them.  Therefore, I came away pretty impressed with both of these crackers.  More than solid on their own, or as a base for canapes.  Two definite recommends.

     Just to flesh this out a bit, I was amused to learn that in Japanese folklore, turtles are capable of living for 10,000 years.  Which is obviously as wild exaggeration, but they are long-lived.  I decided to look up the actual champ.  He's actually still with us, living on the South Atlantic island of Saint Helena.  He's a Seychelles giant tortoise named Jonathan, and his estimated age is about 192.  There have been other contenders for this longevity crown, including one candidate who was supposedly 255.  But that case was not confirmed.  Jonathan has shown some effects of his great age--he's now blind, and unable to smell.  But his hearing is apparently excellent.  He spends most of his time with his mate Frederik.  So evidently, Jonathan is a member of the LBGT community.  Also, if the name Saint Helena is ringing a bell, it's the isolated island that was the second, and successful location of Napolean's exile.  He spent the final 6 years of his life there, dying in 1821.

Exotic/Disgusting Foods and Beverages Forum--American/Turkish/Belgian Dessert Cones

      I wasn't really shopping specifically for blog post fodder when I found these--it was just a happy coincidence.  They were near some other cookies and snacks, and they looked unfamiliar.  And when I saw that they were made in Turkey, I bit, so to speak.  These were the waffle cones filled with white chocolate, from the Just the Fun Part brand.

     Since I just mentioned that these cones were made in Turkey, you might be wondering why the title of this post includes two other places.  Well, it's because the main headquarters of the company that owns the brand are in NJ in the U.S., and the chocolate is billed as being 100%, real Belgian chocolate, so evidently that part of the treat is from that European nation.  I'm sure there are reasons for making these in Turkey and importing them instead of making them here in the U.S.  Maybe the wheat is better in Turkey, and/or overhead costs are lower, or something.  I often complain that the official company website doesn't include much or any information about the business's history or founder(s).  Fortunately, this was one of the exceptions, so I can actually go into some detail about it.  First off, we're told that Yigit "loves snacks," and "is an idea machine."  Aytur, meanwhile, "is a businessman," and "loves Yigit's ideas."  Moving on, reportedly Yigit and Aytur were both into specialty foods even while young.  So it was natural that they both got into the food industry when they grew up.  Their company (or companies?  It's unclear.) sent them on an extended business trip to New York City in 2005.  Where the two guys met, and even shared an apartment in Secaucus, NJ.  They bonded, largely due to their shared love of specialty foods.  After this, they parted for a while.  Yigit went to California for a while, while Aytur began his own gourmet food company.  (Which I assume is the Evergreen U.S.A. company that currently handles Just the Fun Part products.)  Years later they met again at a New York City food show.  Yigit decided to join Aytur's business, but he wanted to make a contribution of his own.  After a long period of intense research, during which Yigit talked to other industry professionals, and investigated business trends, Yigit concluded that a snack had a better chance of success if it reminded people of fond childhood memories.  He (and others) recalled eating sundaes and ice cream cones during the hot weather months, and that they especially preferred the point when the ice cream was near the bottom of the cone.  So the new product would replicate this, only it substituted chocolate and other non-dairy ingredients for ice cream.  Just the Fun Part became this treat's name.  There are many alternate flavors, which consist of other types of chocolate, peanut butter, mint, peanut butter and jelly flavor, and so on.  The company also makes "Just the Fun Bites," which are mini butter biscuits, also coming in various flavors.  The company's products are appropriate for vegetarians, are free of GMOs, and are kosher.  Somewhat surprisingly, they're not gluten-free (although the company is currently trying to develop some), nor are they completely allergen-free. (Some of their products have nuts, and even the ones that don't are processed in facilities that handle nuts and dairy.)  Finally, despite the exhaustive story of the company's founding and general history, I couldn't locate Yigit's surname anywhere.  Aytur's is Aksu.

Just the Fun Part, waffle cones filled with white chocolate:  The cones were light brown, and looked like tiny ice cream cones, obviously, with a white chocolate filling.  They were about 2 inches by .75 inches (about 5 cm. by 2 cm.).  They tasted like....a tiny waffle cone filled with white chocolate inside.  Since I like both waffle cones and white chocolate, these were very good.  A tasty treat--sweet and crunchy.  Kind of a cool, different idea for a sweet snack, too.  I would recommend these, and I will definitely look for the alternate flavors.  Especially peanut butter, given my adoration of that food and flavor.

     As you just read, I enjoyed these waffle cones quite a bit.  Even if I disagree with the philosophy behind their creation.  As a kid I liked the ice cream part of the ice cream cone the best, not the bottom within the cone.  (Don't get me wrong, I didn't dislike the bottom cone part, but it's not as great as ice cream.)  Also, I was amused to read on the official company website product list that each separate flavor of Just the Fun Part cones had the main flavor, and then a description of what mood it was for.  As in, milk chocolate ones were "for your classic mood," dark chocolate was "for your passionate mood," white chocolate was "for your playful mood," and so on.  None of these descriptions made much sense to me, and they seemed interchangeable.  I sort of hope that they switch the mood descriptions around every so often, to see if anyone notices.  Anyway, as I scrolled down the list, the company seemed to give up on describing intricate types of moods.  Milk chocolate and caramel was just "for your caramel mood," and mint dark chocolate was "for your minty mood."  As usual, I'm probably being unduly nit picky about something minor and innocent.  But, even after acknowledging this I probably won't go against my nature and stop.

 

Exotic/Disgusting Foods and Beverages Forum--Two More Non-Dairy "Milks"

      I've sampled non-dairy "milks" before, and written about them on two previous occasions.  (See my posts on June 16th, 2018 and April 25th, 2020 for more information.)  But, it's been a while, and I saw a couple of new ones.  So I gave them a go as well.  This time around I tried the chocolate kind from Not Milk, and the original kind of Ripple.

     The story of Ripple Foods begins in 2014.  Adam Lowry, who'd already had business success by co-founding Method Products, met up with a biochemical engineer named Dr. Neil Renninger.  They decided to create a company dedicated to making non-dairy "milks."  (Am I going to add quotation marks to "milk" for the rest of this post?  Yup.)  They also follow the common rules of what I call "hippie" type companies--they're big on environmental stability, against the use of common allergens, eschew GMOs, and are pro-vegan.  They're also proudly a "B" company, which means that they meet standards of verified social and environmental performance, public transparency, legal accountability, and the balance of profits and purpose.  Aside from the kind I tried, Ripple also makes chocolate and vanilla flavors, and shelf stable versions of all of these, as well as various kids and unsweetened versions.  The base for all of these "milks" is the yellow split pea.  Which, as the website proudly notes, requires much less water than almonds, and puts out a much lower CO2 output than real dairy.  Oddly though, Ripple does use regular ol' cane sugar in their sweetened drinks.  Which doesn't seem to fit in with the rest of their healthy ethos, but whatever.  Finally, the headquarters of the company is in California, but my carton says it's a product of Canada, so evidently some of their facilities are in the Great White North.

     Not Milk is made The Not Company, Inc., based out of San Francisco, California.  Alternate products of the company include Not Mayo, Not Sausage, Not Sausage (bratwurst), Not Hot Dogs, Not Mac & Cheese, Not Cheeses, Not Burgers, and Not Chicken Patties.  As I went deeper into the company itself, I got some surprises.  First, the company is in turn owned by the massive Kraft/Heinz corporation, which owns dozens of brands, including Philadelphia cream cheese, A.1. steak sauce, Capri Sun drinks Clausen pickles, Cool Whip, Jell-O, etc., etc.  Since non-dairy "milk" makers tend to be independent, and against the big businesses that may not be environmentally conscious, labor-friendly, health-conscious, and such, it seemed like an odd choice that they would agree to be part of such a megacorporation.  Then I read an article which made things weirder, and perhaps sinister?  Co-founders Matias Muchnik and Karim Pichara are apparently quite open about their main goal.  Which isn't to make plant-based products.  It's alleged that they use their AI program "Guiseppe," as a Trojan horse to disrupt research and development centers in the industries that use animal and plant ingredients.  Or, it's a data company disguised as a food company.  For legal reasons, I'll re-state that this was one article, and I'm not 100% sure of its legitimacy.  But it was definitely much stranger, and possibly unsettling to read about this while researching a business that makes pseudo dairy products.  If these accusations are true, if you're into consuming meat and dairy, be warned--the Not Company is evidently coming for the products that you love.  (I'm jokingly exaggerating.  I think.  I hope.)

Ripple plant based milk, original flavor:  Had an off-white color.  No real odor.  Plain, it tastes kind of "milky," but is flat, somehow.  So alright, but not great.  It was also okay on cereal.  Maybe a good substitute for real milk?  Kind of "meh" overall, I suppose.  Not especially good, but not especially bad, either.

Not Milk, chocolate flavor:  Had a light brown color, and not much of an odor.  I had some plain, and some on cereal.  (Full disclosure--I haven't much chocolate milk in my life.  I was allergic to chocolate before puberty, so I didn't have it then.  And after, I just didn't really try it much.  I don't remember why.)  Both ways were pretty good.  The thickness, texture, and taste were like real milk.  And the chocolate taste was definitely evident, and to a good amount.  So overall I liked this one, and it was noticeably better than the Ripple.  I would recommend this to vegans, or to those milk drinkers that like to switch things up every once in a while, for whatever reason.

     One final tidbit, which goes back to the Ripple Foods company.  Mainly, their name.  I'm really showing my age here, but when I hear about a drink called "Ripple," I think about the cheap, fortified wine made for, and consumed mostly by, poor alcoholics, and indigent college students.  Ripple was akin to potent potables like Wild Irish Rose, Thunderbird, Night Train, Cisco, Mad Dog 20/20, and Boone's Farm.  Ripple was at its peak of popularity (or notoriety, for many) in the 1970's and was discontinued in 1984.  This ending date puzzled me, since I clearly didn't drink it when I was a college student, in the late 80's and early 90's.  Then I read about how the character Fred Sanford on the 1970's Redd Foxx television sitcom "Sanford and Son" was a vocal fan, mentioning it frequently.  So this must be why I recall it, mostly, as I did used to watch that program as a kid.  Anyway, I guess the makers of Ripple the "milk" never heard of the wino drink, or else figured that enough time had passed.  But still, the name makes me laugh a little.

Exotic/Disgusting Foods and Beverages Forum--Canadian Gourmet Baked Beans and a Writing Announcement

      Looking back, I haven't done a post about a Canadian food or drink in a while.  (Since August 3, 2024, to be precise.)  So let's return to our Neighbors to the North.  (For Americans like me, anyway.)  I tried three kinds of the gourmet baked beans from the Clark brand--their apple bacon mesquite, their peach honey habanero, and their Buffalo style ones.

     I'll quote from the label on my cans for some detail about the company's origins.  "In 1877 a penniless William Clark muscled his way into the prepared foods industry with nothing but a determined belief that he could make better-tasting, higher-quality food products."  Giver the state of canned food safety in the U.S. at the time (and presumably many other countries as well), long before the 1906 Pure Food and Drug Act had been passed, hopefully Clark was concerned about food safety as well.  Reportedly at the time William had only three employees, and no money in the bank when he rented an old store front in downtown Montreal.  (No accounts mentioned where he got the money for the rent, or to pay his employees.  Maybe his workers were family, willing to toil for very little or nothing, and maybe someone in his family loaned him some cash.)  Anyway, the business prospered, as Clark and his four sones built the business into a food empire.  It's billed as being Canada's largest diversified food company.  Aside from baked beans, Clark also makes several other canned food products--meat spreads, condensed soups, gravies, and chili sauces.  Alternate flavors of the gourmet baked beans include maple chipotle, chili lime, and root beer.  (Yes, root beer.  Seems like an odd flavor for baked beans, but maybe it's good.)  Clark is actually owned by another company called Ouimet-Cordon Bleu Foods, Inc.  Although it seems to mostly go by the title Cordon Bleu.  OCB, as I'll abbreviate it from now on, acquired the rights to Clark's stews in 1990 and their baked beans in 1991.  (I don't see stews on the Clark official website's product list, so apparently they discontinued making them.)  OCB started in 1933, by a J.-Rene Ouimet.  (Yes, that's how I saw it rendered on their official website.)   Ouimet later teamed up with the Cordon Bleu company.  Aside from Clark, OCB also owns the Paris Pate, Esta, and Cordon Bleu brands.

Clark gourmet baked beans, apple bacon mesquite flavor:  These were beans in a reddish-brown sauce.  The smell was like regular baked beans.  The taste was both sweet and smoky.  Pretty good, overall.  They were zestier than most baked beans I've had, which usually have the blander brown sauce.  I'm only a moderate fan of baked beans, but these were a good example of the style.

Clark gourmet baked beans, peach honey habanero flavor:  Like the previous ones, these had a reddish-brown color, and a normal baked bean-y odor.  I could taste the sweet, and peachy flavors, so both the honey and peach were represented.  But I didn't really pick up on a spicy habanero flavor.  Which I would have liked, I think, as the sweetness was a tad cloying.  I enjoyed the apple bacon mesquite ones better.  But these were still okay.

Clark gourmet baked beans, Buffalo style:  These had an orange color, and a distinct Buffalo sauce odor.  (For those who don't know, this refers to the flavor of chicken wings, which started in Buffalo, New York.)  The taste was decently potent, markedly spicy like good Buffalo wings.  Not overpowering, but enough to make things interesting.  Since I like Buffalo wings in general, this was a good flavor pairing.  These were really tasty, my favorite of the trio by far.  I've already gone back and bought more cans of these.

     So, to sum up, I came away pretty impressed by Clark's gourmet baked beans.  Even the "worst" kind was still solid.  I'll have to try the other flavors, too, especially the strange root beer flavored ones.

     Moving on, I recently signed a contract for my short story "Wet Nightmare," to be part of a as yet unnamed horror anthology from RDG Books Press.  It should be out in the autumn of this year.  Obviously, as I receive more details I'll post them.  I'm especially pleased that "Wet Nightmare" was finally chosen.  It's one of my oldest stories, as I wrote it back in 1999.  And RDG was the 48th time I've submitted it.  So maybe something like this can help inspire my fellow writers--never give up on a story.  Keep on submitting it, and eventually, even if it takes decades, it may see the light of day, so to speak, and get published.

The Worst Overall Quarterbacks and Worst Individual Quarterback Performances For Winning Super Bowl Teams

      With the Super Bowl being tomorrow (Go Eagles!), I thought I'd do another post about it.  Specifically, trying to figure out who was the worst quarterback to win a Super Bowl, and also what was the worst individual performance for a winning quarterback. (For starters, clearly--I'm not counting backup quarterbacks for worst individual performance, since most play like a series at most.  With one exception which I'll discuss in a bit.) So, I looked at the quarterbacks and the results for all 58 Super Bowls, and tried to crunch the numbers.  Obviously, the answers to these questions are admittedly a little subjective, depending on what statistics you value the most.  I decided to use quarterback rating and Approximate Value (AV) for these determinations, which I got from the pro-football-reference.com website.   (If you're really curious, in their glossary they have detailed explanations on how they calculate both of these stats.) Anyway, let's get to it.  I'll explore each as a bottom 10 list, going least bad to most bad.  Plus, as usual, I'm not going to type out the Roman numerals for each Super Bowl, I'll convert them to our regular numbers.

Worst Quarterback Rating for a Super Bowl Winning Quarterback:

10)   79.9  Brad Johnson, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Super Bowl 37.  Johnson completed 18 of 34 passes (52.9%) for 215 yards, 2 touchdowns, and 1 interception.

9)     78.1  Patrick Mahomes, Kansas City Chiefs, Super Bowl 54.  Mahomes completed 26 of 42 passes (61.9%) for 286 yards, 2 touchdowns, and 2 interceptions.

8)     77.2  Troy Aikman, Dallas Cowboys, Super Bowl 28.  Aikman completed 19 of 27 passes (70.4%) for 207 yards, 0 touchdowns, and 1 interception.

7)     75.1  Joe Theismann, Washington Redskins, Super Bowl 17.  Theismann completed 15 of 23 passes (65.2%) for 143 yards, 2 touchdowns, and 2 interceptions.

6)     71.4  Tom Brady, New England Patriots, Super Bowl 53.  Brady completed 21 of 35 passes (60%) for 262 yards, 0 touchdowns, and 1 interception.

5)     68.1  John Unitas, Baltimore Colts, Super Bowl 5. Unitas completed 3 of 9 passes (33.3%) for 88 yards, 1 touchdown, and 2 interceptions.  He also lost a fumble.  (a)

4)     56.6  Peyton Manning, Denver Broncos, Super Bowl 50.  Manning completed 13 of 23 passes (56.5%) for 141 yards, 0 touchdowns, and 1 interception.  He also fumbled twice, losing 1.

3)     54.0  Earl Morrall, Baltimore Colts, Super Bowl 5.  Morrall completed 7 of 15 passes (46.7%) for 147 yards, 0 touchdowns, and 1 interception.  (a)

2)     51.9  John Elway, Denver Broncos, Super Bowl 32.  Elway completed 12 of 22 passes (54.5%) for 123 yards, 0 touchdowns, and 1 interception.  He did rush for a touchdown, though.

1)     22.6  Ben Roethlisberger, Pittsburgh Steelers, Super Bowl 40. Ben completed 9 of 21 passes (42.9%) for 123 yards, 0 touchdowns, and 2 interceptions.  He did rush for a touchdown, on the plus side. (b)

   (a)  I'm including both Unitas and Morrall for Super Bowl 5, since Unitas started and played roughly half the game before being injured.  Morrall came in to replace him down 13-6 and the Colts eventually won 16-13.  Although, as the stats indicate, neither quarterback played well at all, and the Colts arguably won despite their quarterbacks.

  (b)  To give some further indication of how bad Roethlisberger played, if he'd simply spiked the ball into the ground on every passing attempt his rating would have increased to 39.6!  

Worst Lifetime Quarterbacks to Win a Super Bowl, as Determined by AV:

11)   108  Jim Plunkett.  Jim played in 15 seasons, from 1971-77 and 1979-86, for the New England Patriots, San Francisco 49ers, and Oakland/Los Angeles Raiders.  He started 144 of 157 games, with a won-loss record of 72-72.  He completed 52.5% of his passes for 25,882 yards, 164 touchdowns, and 198 interceptions.  His lifetime rating was 67.5, and he was never named to the Pro Bowl or All-Pro teams.  Rushing-wise he accumulated 1337 yards, on a 4.1 average, for 14 touchdowns. (a)

10)    107  Joe Theismann.  Joe played 12 seasons, from 1974-85, all with the then Washington Redskins.  He started 124 of 167 games, with a 77-47 won-loss record.  He completed 56.7% of his passes for 25,206 yards, 160 touchdowns, and 138 interceptions.  His lifetime rating was 77.4, and he was named to 2 Pro Bowls and 1 All-Pro team.  He also rushed for 1885 yards (5.1 average) and 17 touchdowns.

9)     93  Brad Johnson.  Johnson played 15 years, from 1994-2008, with the Minnesota Vikings, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and others.  He started 125 of 177 total games, with a 72-53 won-loss record.  He completed 61.7% of his passes for 29,054 yards, 166 touchdowns, 122 interceptions, and a rating of 82.5.  He was a Pro Bowler 2 times.  He also rushed for 657 yards (2.4 average) and 8 touchdowns. (b)

8)    86+  Earl Morrall.  (AV is only calculated for 1960 and beyond, and Morrall played a few seasons before this.  So he would have had more AV, but I don't know how much.  Presumably not enough to make it off this list, but arguably better than Johnson's at least.)  Anyway, Morrall played 21 seasons, from 1956-76, with the Detroit Lions, Baltimore Colts, Miami Dolphins, and others.  He started 102 of 255 games, with a won-loss record of 63-36.  He completed 51.3% of his passes for 20,809 yards, 161 touchdowns, 148 interceptions, and a rating of 74.1.  He was named to 2 Pro Bowls and 2 All-Pro teams.  He rushed for 878 yards (3.7 average) and 8 touchdowns.  (c)

7)    75  Jalen Hurts.  Hurts is still active, but so far has played 5 seasons, from 2020-2024, all with the Philadelphia Eagles.  He's started 66 of 77 total games, with a 46-20 won-loss record.  He has completed 64.4% of his passes for 14,667 yards, 85 touchdowns, 39 interceptions, and a rating of 93.5.  He's been named to 2 Pro Bowls.  He's also rushed for 3,13 yards (4.6 average), and 55 touchdowns.

6)    71  Jim McMahon.  Jim played in 15 seasons, from 1982-96, with the Chicago Bears, Philadelphia Eagles, Green Bay Packers, and others.  He started 97 of 119 games, with a won-loss record of 67-30.  He completed 58% of his passes for 18,148 yards, 100 touchdowns, 90 interceptions, and a rating of 78.2.  He was named to 1 Pro Bowl.  He rushed for 1631 yards (4.8 average) and 16 touchdowns.

5)    65  Jeff Hostetler.  Jeff played in 12 seasons, from 1985-86, and 1988-97, with the New York Giants, Raiders, and Washington Redskins.  He started 83 of 152 games, with a won-loss record of 51-32.  He completed 58% of his passes for 16,430 yards, 94 touchdowns, 71 interceptions, and an 80.5 rating.  He was named to 1 Pro Bowl.  He rushed for 1391 yards (4.4 average) and 17 touchdowns.

4)    63  Doug Williams.  Williams played in 9 seasons, from 1978-82, and 1986-89.  (He sat out the 1983 season due to a contract dispute, and then played in the USFL from 1984-85.)  Doug played for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Washington Redskins.  He started 81 of 88 games, with a won-loss record of 38-42-1.  He completed 49.5% of his passes for 16,998 yards, 100 touchdowns, 93 interceptions, and a rating of 69.4.  He was not named to any Pro Bowls or All-Pro teams.  He rushed for 884 yards (4.0 average) and 15 touchdowns.

3)    60  Mark Rypien.  Rypien played in 11 seasons, from 1988-97, and 2001, with the Washington Redskins, Cleveland Browns, Philadelphia Eagles, and others.  He started 78 of 104 games, and had a won-loss record of 47-31.  He completed 56.1% of his passes for 18,473 yards, 115 touchdowns, 88 interceptions, and a rating of 78.9.  He was named to 2 Pro Bowls.  He also rushed for 166 yards (1.3 average) and 8 touchdowns.

2)    60  Trent Dilfer.  (I ranked Dilfer as worse than Rypien despite their identical AVs, since Rypien had a better rating, touchdown/interception ratio, and more Pro Bowls.)  Dilfer played 13 seasons, with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Baltimore Ravens, Seattle Seahawks, and others.  He started 113 of 130 games, with a won-loss record of 58-55.  He completed 55.5% of his passes for 20,518 yards, 113 touchdowns, 129 interceptions, and a 70.2 rating.  He was named to 1 Pro Bowl.  He rushed for 853 yards (3.4 average), and 5 touchdowns.

1)    37  Nick Foles.  Foles played in 11 seasons, from 2012-22, with the Philadelphia Eagles, Kansas City Chiefs, Chicago Bears, and others.  He started 58 of 71 games, with a won-loss record of 29-29.  He completed 62.4% of his passes for 14,227 yards, 82 touchdowns, 47 interceptions, and a rating of 86.2.  He also rushed for 407 yards (2.7 average) and 6 touchdowns.

(a)  Plunkett, of course, won 2 Super Bowls, 15 and 18, both with the Raiders.  I think pretty much everyone would agree that he's the worst to win 2.

(b)  Johnson also was the first(?) to throw a touchdown pass to himself.  (He threw a pass that was batted back by a defender to him, and he caught it and ran it in for a touchdown.)  I know a couple of others, including Marcus Mariota and Josh Allen have done it since.

(c)  Morrall also was part of the winning Super Bowl Miami Dolphin teams for Super Bowls 7 and 8, but as a backup.  He actually started much of the 1972 regular season and even the first two playoff games, but Bob Griese was able to start Super Bowl 7.

     

     So there you have it.  And yes, As an Eagles fan it does gall me a bit to have to acknowledge that by some metrics Nick Foles was the worst quarterback to win a Super Bowl.  And if you're curious, Jalen Hurts's current lifetime AV is 75, meaning he would qualify for the latter list if he wins tomorrow.  But of course, he should play many more years and raise it up, I would hope.  But this is all speculation at this point.  (Update:  Hurts did win, so I put him on the list.  Which explains why this one now has 11 quarterbacks.  I'll try to continue to update this every year, until Hurts hopefully leaves it.)

 

  

 

Exotic/Disgusting Foods and Beverages Forum--A Grain-Free Cereal

      This might be a new one for me.  I first heard of this product from some advertisements on a couple of YouTube channels I like (SciManDan and Scaredy Cats, if anyone's curious).  Then, a while later, I saw some of these products in my grocery store, and they jogged my memory.  When I saw that this Magic Spoon cereal is somehow grain-free, I decided it was just offbeat enough to qualify for my blog.  So I picked up one, their peanut butter flavor kind, to be exact.

     Magic Spoon is a very recent company, having been around only since 2019.  It was co-founded by Greg Sewitz and Gabi Lewis, and is located in New York City, NY.  As they explained on their official company website, Greg and Gabi met in college, and have been friends ever since, even living together, and having started a previous business together.  (They didn't give any more details about this first business, so evidently it wasn't successful.).  The two guys were major fans of breakfast cereals, but not happy with the inevitable energy crash that often occurred later in the day, due to the sugar.  Therefore, the pair sought to develop a cereal that was just as tasty and sweet as the ones they enjoyed growing up, but one that used a sugar substitute as the main sweetener, to avoid the crash.  Also, for other alleged health reasons, the guys wanted to avoid using grains as well.  This main sugar substitute is called allulose, which I'll get into more detail later.  Aside from cereals, Magic Spoon also makes treats (with flavors of marshmallow, double chocolate, and chocolate-y peanut butter), and granola (with flavors of peanut butter, mixed berry, and honey almond).  Alternate flavors of the cereal include cocoa, chocolate chip cookie, birthday cake, frosted, blueberry muffin, and cinnamon toast.  And, not shockingly, Magic Spoon proudly notes that its wares are high in protein, keto friendly, free of gluten, grain, soy, and wheat, and are kosher.  However, since they use milk protein, their products are not free of dairy, and thus are not appropriate for vegans.  They also either use, or are made in facilities that process sesame, tree nuts, soy, wheat, and peanuts.

Magic Spoon cereal, peanut butter flavor:  The individual pieces looked like Cheerios, as they were orange-yellow loops with a diameter of about 1 cm. (about .4 inch).  They had a strong peanut butter odor.  I tried some plain, and then with milk.  The flavor was very peanut butter-y. and the texture was crunchy.  They kind of reminded me of Peanut Butter flavor Captain Crunch, or even Cinnamon Toast Crunch.  Which is a compliment.  I really enjoyed this cereal.  I love peanut butter as a spread, as an additive, and as a flavor in general, so having something with an intense peanut butter taste is a definite plus.  I often complain on this blog about foods and drinks that are bland, and lacking in their advertised flavor, and this is a clear exception.  The only downside was the price--about $8 for a 7 ounce (198 gram) box.  I'd buy this again for the taste, but the price means it will only be occasionally.

     The sugar substitute allulose is naturally occurring, found in such things as molasses, maple syrup, wheat, figs, and raisins (and presumably grapes?  Unless it's created when grapes are dried, I guess).  It has a lot of positive qualities for a sugar substitute.  It tastes very much like sugar (and it's about 70% as sweet), it has fewer calories, does not cause cavities in teeth, and doesn't affect blood sugar levels.  Sounds great, huh?  So why is allulose not approved by the food safety administrations in Canada and Europe?  Because it's relatively new.  And comprehensive studies of its effects haven't been completed.  There's some preliminary data that suggests allulose could increase the chances of strokes or heart attacks, as is the case with some sugar alcohols.  Plus, it may cause gastrointestinal issues such as gas buildup, and bloating.  To be fair, most or all other sugar substitutes have potential adverse health effects, too.  Therefore, the jury is still out. so to speak.  As of now, it would appear that it's probably a bad idea to consume massive quantities of allulose.  (But of course, it's also a bad idea to eat tons of regular old cane sugar, too.)  So, I think it's advisable to enjoy it in moderation, and stay alert about the results of further scientific tests about allulose's pros and cons.

Exotic/Disgusting Foods and Beverages Forum--An American/Indian Water Lily Seed Snack

     When I saw this product in the grocery a month or two ago, I stopped short.  Water lily seeds?  I didn't realize that they were a food.  Clearly, they are.  So I had to give them a try.  These were the Ashapops popped water lily seeds, the turmeric garlic flavor, to be more exact.

     It took a little digging, but Ashapops were started in 2017, by a man named Jai Farswani.  In conjunction with his mother, Asha (who presumably has the same surname, but I couldn't confirm this).  Asha was born and lived at least part of her life in India.  Later, when she was in Los Angeles, California she decided to introduce a bit of Indian cuisine to the U.S.  Thus far the company's product list is small, being only 4 selections of the Ashapop popped water lily seeds:  chili, Himalayan pink salt, vegan cheese, and the turmeric garlic.  The official company website and label proudly note that the seeds are free of gluten, GMOs, soy, and corn, and are appropriate for both vegan and Paleo diets.  Water lily seeds are considered to be superfoods in the Indian and Nepalese alternative medicine known as ayurveda.  Plus, the company donates to a charity that helps poor and disadvantaged Indians get proper eye care.  Finally, several business websites claimed that the company has 3 employees.  Which doesn't seem possible--maybe they mean 3 executives?  You would think that you'd need more than 3 people to both run the business and gather, pop, season, and bag up all the seeds.

     Now let's discuss the seeds, and their overall plants themselves.  Their scientific name is Euryale Ferox, the only member of that genus.  Alternate names include the prickly water lily (they have thorns) and the Gorgon plant.  This water lily grows in hot and sunny areas from North India to Taiwan, and into parts of Eastern Russia.  The round lily leaves can be up to one meter (about 3.3 feet) in diameter.  Harvesting the underwater seeds used to be rather difficult, so modern cultivators often grow the plants in flooded fields that are only about 1 foot (about .3 meters) deep.  The seeds, which are called Makhana in India, and fox nuts or lotus seeds elsewhere, have been enjoyed in Indian, Japanese, and Chinese cuisines for a good long time.  Perhaps as long ago as the Neolithic period (10,000 to 2,000 B.C.) in what's now China.  Possibly even in what's now Israel a staggering 750,000 years ago.  Most people dry, fry, pop, and season the seeds, kind of akin to popcorn.  But some folks put them in soups, porridges, or savory puddings.  Finally, as I mentioned earlier, in the ayurveda tradition these seeds are thought to be superfoods.  As far as I can tell, this assertion is as exaggerated and questionable as the non-Indian so-called "superfoods" are (see my post on May 1, 2014 for more information about that).

Ashapops popped water lily seeds, turmeric garlic flavor:  The popped seeds are roughly round, or oval-ish, about 1.75 cm. (about .75 inches) in diameter.  Their color was pale yellow, with some dark brown or black specks on them (these specks might be bits of spice, but I'm not sure).  The texture was crunchy at first, but they became softer and chewy pretty quickly.  The flavor was kind of bland.  Which surprised me a little, since Indian cuisine is not noted for being shy about spice bite.  Maybe the other water lily seeds are better, with a stronger and more intense taste.  But the ones I had did not live up to the "ferocious" description of their name.  (The second part of their scientific name, "ferox," means "ferocious" or "fierce" in Latin.).  So overall these were rather disappointing.

     

Exotic/Disgusting Foods and Beverages Forum--Another Polish Honey Liqueur

      As you can tell by the title, I've already done a post about a Polish honey liqueur.  Quite recently, in fact--back on July 13, 2024, about Krupnik.  I do try to sample a wide range of edibles and drinkables, including of things I probably won't enjoy, based on their type or similarity to things I dislike.  You'll actually be reading about one of these liquor risks in about a month or two.  But, sometimes, such as when I'm buying a whole bottle of booze which costs $15 or $20 or more, I don't take a chance, and will try something safer.  Like today, which is about Nalewka Dziadka, from Poland.

     I couldn't find anything about the Polish maker of this drink.  It's possible that it's just a brand of the listed American importer, the Myssura Trading Company, out of Newark, NJ.  All I can say is that the label says it's a product of Poland.  There's also next to nothing about that import company.  I couldn't locate an official company website.  Alternate business websites noted that Myssura's key principal is a Jerry Myssura, and the founding date was 1998.  The business specializes in importing wines, liquors, and beers from Poland and Eastern Europe.  Some of its imported brands include Bimber Vodka, Storme Vodka, Gorzka Korzenna Vodka, Gazka beer, Perla Lubelska beer, and Nalewka Dabuni wines.  Reportedly the company's annual revenue is between $1,000,000 and $5,000,000, and it has between 5-9 employees.  (This latter number seems low, but whatever.)  Finally, the name Nalewka Dziadka means "Grandpa's tincture," or "Grandpa's liqueur" in Polish.

     I was able to learn a bit about Nalewka itself.  Nalewka is a traditional Polish alcoholic beverage.  It's similar to a medicinal tincture, or, plants or animal products dissolved in alcohol.  In Nalewka's case, its typical various ingredients are infused into vodka or a similar neutral spirit.  Sugar, fruit (lemon, blackberry, apricot, cherries), spices and roots (ginger, anise, and juniper), and honey are common additives.  The result is usually quite potent, being around 40-45% alcohol, but can range all the way to a staggering 75%.  There are Russian and Ukrainian variants, but these are made by putting fruit, water, and sugar into a sealed container, and letting it ferment.  What results is a weaker solution, usually less than 20% alcohol.  The earliest known reference to Polish Nalewka is a 1543 book by Stefan Falimierz called "On Herbs and Their Potency."  (Although tincture drinks worldwide date back at least to the time of Hippocrates, or about 2300-2400 years ago.)  For the next several hundred years Nalewka was largely made by Polish nobles, using closely guarded secret family recipes.

Nalewka Dziadka honey liqueur:  It had a light yellow color, and a slight honey-ish odor.  It didn't taste particularly boozy--it was almost a sipping drink, despite being 21% alcohol.  The overall taste was good.  It had a sweet, honey-like flavor.  It kind of reminded me of some meads I've had, which are typically much lower in alcohol content.  So, my final opinion was that it was pretty good.  It was kind of a light version of Krupnik, or Barenjager.  Not as good as those, but more than decent.  So I guess if you want a slightly lighter form of a honey liqueur, this is a good candidate.  If you want the harder, more intense ones, stick with Krupnik or Barenjager.

     Since my Nalewka was only 21% alcohol, some purists might maintain that it doesn't count as a "true," traditional Polish Nalewka, which are much stronger.  But, I can't say I care very much about this distinction--this drink was pretty good, even if it was milder than the traditional kind.  It was listed as a dessert drink, or I guess a digestif--perhaps that explains its milder flavor and booze content.  After re-checking my post on Krupnik, I saw that one is technically a Nalewka as well.  So if you're a "Nalewka strict constructionist," (if that's a thing, and I hope it is), stick with the Krupnik.  If you don't really care, and want a lighter form of a Polish honey liqueur, go with the Nalewka Dziadka.  

     

Exotic/Disgusting Foods and Beverages Forum--Croatian Crisps

      I've been locating quite a few cheeses, crackers, and associated edibles in the appropriate section of my grocery store lately, and here's one more.  As far as I can recall, this is only the second time I've had something from Croatia--the first being fruit spreads, which I talked about in my post on December 30th, 2023.  And if you're curious about some famous folks born in Croatia, or with Croatian heritage, check out that post as well.  But today it'll be two phyllo crisps from the Nubake line.

     Nubake is a brand of the New Bakery d.o.o. company.  (Yes, that's how it's rendered--I presume the final three letters with periods mean something like "incorporated," or "company," or "limited liability" or something like that, in Croatian.)  As has been the norm lately, the official company website was very terse about the company's history and founder(s), so I was forced to check alternate business websites for what little information there was.  New Bakery was started in 2014, and one of its co-founders is Constantine Azar.  The other founder(s) remain a mystery.  Although one website noted that a "key principal" was Mehmet Yasar Halim, so maybe that person was a co-founder, or a current owner or CEO.  Even the number of employees wasn't positively confirmed--a couple of sites claimed it was only 11 or 17, while another listed it as being between 51-200.  Which, given the size, and scope of New Bakery, seems much more reasonable.  Anyway, you can't discuss New Bakery without mentioning baklava.  This flaky, sweet dessert is their flagship product, and they proudly note that they are the largest manufacturer of baklava in the E.U.  Reportedly, the company makes 1000 tons of it per year, which works out to 25,000,000 pieces of baklava a year.  The New Bakery company website lists four brands--Aladdin, Nubake, Layla, and Filo Snaps.  But the difference between these brands is a bit muddled.  Evidently most or all of them make some kind of baklava.  And the crisps I had had were listed as being Filo Snaps online, but the label reads "Nubake."  For what it's worth, there is a 3rd flavor of the crisps I ate, an apple cinnamon kind.  New Bakery is said to be available, "from the U.K. to the U.S.," and, "from South Africa to Australia."  But the countries besides these four are not mentioned.  Finally, New Bakery is imported by the Atalanta Corp., which I just covered a few weeks ago, in my post about Italian dessert cheese on December 14, 2024.

Phyllo crisps, apricot honey flavor: The crisps were rectangular in shape, about 2.5 inches by 1.5 inches (or about 6.5 cm. by 4 cm.), with a light brownish/white color, with visible apricot chunks and seeds.  The texture was moist and sticky.  Also crunchy and flaky.  Sweet.  Apricot chunks were chewy.  Really tasty--I enjoyed these a lot.

Phyllo crisps, cranberry and oat flavor:  Same size and shape as the previous, but cranberry chunks were visible instead of apricot.  Also moist and flaky.  Also very good.  Maybe a tad weaker than the apricot ones, but still more than solid.

     After my positive experience with these crisps, I'll eagerly try other New Bakery brands when/if I get the chance.  Especially if their baklava is on the shelf.  I adore baklava, ever since my friend of Armenian heritage (Hi Leon!) generously brought back some trays of it during our college years.  Which turned out to be foolish, alas, as the rest of us would take much more than our fair shares.  In conclusion, baklava is delicious.

Exotic/Disgusting Foods and Beverages Forum--A Uruguayan/American Beef Jerky, and Some Info About Uruguayan A.F. Flight 571

      Regular readers may have noticed that I haven't reported much about meats much in the past few years.  And most of my dramatically weird organ meat posts, or the ones about eating unusual animals, were mostly long in the past, like 2012-15.  But every now and then I find a literal fleshy product or two, as I did recently.  This was the Sweet Heat flavor of beef jerky from the Wholesome Pantry brand.

     Alas, the manufacturer of this jerky is one that I've covered before--the Wakefern Food Corporation, which is affiliated with the Shop-Rite grocery where I purchased it.  Or, put another way, their store brand.  Additionally, I've discussed edibles from Uruguay before, most recently on January 15, 2022.  During which I went into some detail about fun facts about Uruguay, and about famous Uruguayans, or at least some folks with Uruguayan heritage.  So, to avoid repeating myself, I'll just move on to the food itself.  And then afterwards I'll talk about something hopefully morbidly compelling--the poor unfortunates who were reduced to cannibalizing their dead friends and family after a terrible plane crash in the Andes Mountains.

Whole-Some Pantry sweet heat beef jerky:  Smells like regular beef jerky, in a good way.  The strips were small, irregular shaped, shiny slices of reddish-brown dried beef.  The texture was chewy.  There was a decent spice bite.  I'm only a casual beef jerky guy--I've had my share, largely for field lunches, but it's not an obsession or anything.  But this beef jerky was solid.  Later I mixed in some cut up pieces with some baked beans, and this was a nice pairing.  Overall, I would recommend this jerky, to those who enjoy such fare.

     Back in high school, between (as I recall) junior and senior year, we got an unusual task--an assigned reading list.  We were kind of outraged--schoolwork in the summer?!  Anyway, many or most of the books were unfortunately typical assigned reading fare--tedious reads, such as F. Scott's Fitzgerald's "The Great Gatsby".  But, happily, at least one was an exception--"Alive," by Piers Paul Read.  Which was a nonfiction account of the sixteen poor Uruguayans who survived the infamous crash in late 1972.  Since they were stranded in the mountains for over 10 weeks, they unfortunately were forced to consume their dead to stay alive.  Obviously, I had a lot of emotional reactions to this account.  Admiration, of their heroic attempts to save themselves, by braving a plane crash, frigid temperatures, avalanches, near-starvation, etc.  Horror, at what the survivors were forced to do.  But also, I was intrigued, in a morbid way.  This wasn't technically a true crime book, since there weren't any crimes committed, but it did help me on the way to reading such fare.  I highly recommend this book.  And the 1993 film about this, also titled "Alive," was pretty good.  There are other movies about this event--some retellings, some documentary-style.

     Just to address some specific points of the book, and the overall incident, Flight 571 was originally slated to travel from Montevideo, Uruguay, to Santiago, Chile.  (There was an overnight delay, due to weather conditions, midway through this journey.)  There were 45 people on the plane--5 crew members, and 40 passengers.  Most of the latter were either part of the athletic squad, or friends and family of this team.  Despite what many folks report, the team was not a soccer team-- they were rugby players.  I guess since soccer is the most popular sport in Uruguay, and really, South America and most of the world, this is a reasonable mistake, but it is wrong.  Also, because this was supposed to be a short trip, to play one match, the passengers packed lightly.  Plus, much of the luggage was lost when the rear of the plane broke off during the crash.  Meaning the survivors had the following food and drink.  8 bottles of wine, 1 bottle of whiskey, 1 bottle of cherry brandy, 1 bottle of creme de menthe, a partial hip flask of whiskey, 8 bars of chocolate, 5 bars of nougat, some caramels, some dates and dried plums, 2 cans of mussels, a pack of salted crackers, one can of salted almonds, and jars of peach, apple, and blackberry jam.  Later, the tail section of the plane was encountered, which provided a few more scraps of food and drink, but that was basically it.  And the survivors were at about 12,000 feet above sea level, with no wildlife, nor any edible plants available.  Explaining why they had to resort to consuming their dead comrades.  

     One tidbit in the book that particularly stood out to me was near the end, as it claimed that there was actually a hotel only 5 miles east of where the plane ended up.  To explain, because of mistakes made by the pilots, the survivors (and the outside world) thought the flight was further west than it really was.  Meaning the 2 guys who climbed up and out and reached populated areas, Fernando Parrado and Roberto Canessa, headed west, believing that would be the shortest route.  Anyway, according to the book this hotel, which was closed for the season, was much closer, and had both shelter and supplies of canned food available.  Which seems unbelievably cruel--the guys risked their lives climbing high mountains to the west, taking over a week, when there was food and shelter only a short trip away in the opposite direction.  However, some online research indicates that this was probably false, or at least not as definitive.  The hotel in question, the Hotel Termas el Sosneado, was actually 13 miles to the east, and had been closed for over a decade.  Meaning the buildings were still there, but there wouldn't have been canned food supplies.  Also, a hiker who's traveled the area around the crash site noted that there are many dangerous crevices between the crash site and the hotel.  Which all suggests that heading east to the hotel might not have worked out.  Ironically, the decision to head west, even if it was for the wrong reasons, might have been the best, safest choice.