Saturday, December 20, 2025

Exotic/Disgusting Foods and Beverages Forum--A Couple of Pre-Mixed Cocktails

      I've been seeing these for quite some time at liquor stores, and recently I finally decided to give them a go.  These were BuzzBallz cocktails, from the LLC of the same name.  I tried the berry cherry limeade, and the grapes gone wild flavor.

     As the origin story on the official BuzzBallz website revealed, this company was begun by one person, a woman named Merrilee Kick.  While working toward her Master's degree, in the early 2000s, she was also employed as a teacher (or maybe as a teaching assistant?  It's unclear.).  While grading papers by her pool one hot summer day, Kick desired an adult concoction, an alcoholic beverage.  Specifically one served in a plastic container rather than in a glass, since the latter is more breakable.  Kick thought it over, and was inspired by a glass votive she'd gotten on a vacation.  (Votives are religious offerings, such as candles, etc.)  Her resulting drink container was, well, a ball shape.  The easy open top was then inspired by the tops of a typical tennis ball can.  Anyway, Kick finished off her MBA, at Texas Women's University, and then started researching the alcoholic beverage industry in earnest.  With some financial help from her family, Kick founded BuzzBallz in 2009.  Since then the business has flourished.  BuzzBallz makes four types of drinks, with the main difference between them apparently being the size of the bottle.  Chillers are 187 mL, or 6.32 ounces.  The mixed drinks are 192 mL, or 6.5 ounces.  Cocktails are 200 mL, or 6.76 ounces.  And the Biggies are 1.75 liters.  All the drinks are 15% alcohol, or 30 proof.  The flavors are often a bit unusual for an alcoholic drink, and may be combined flavors.  Some examples include a passion fruit martini, pineapple jalapeno, espresso martini, horchata, forbidden apple, and choc tease.  Some flavors, like the grapes gone wild, are available in more than one size.  Also, Buzzballs was acquired by the mammoth liquor company Sazerac in 2024, although Kick is still the reigning CEO.


BuzzBallz cocktails, berry cherry limeade flavor:  Had a blue color, and a limey odor.  I didn't taste any berry, nor cherry flavors.  I did detect the lime flavor, though.  It still was pretty decent.  Not great, but pretty good.  So it didn't have most of the advertised flavors in it, to my palate, but the one that was there was well expressed.  I would recommend it slightly.  If anyone cares, the liquor base to this was vodka.

BuzzBallz cocktails, grapes gone wild flavor:  This was a purple hue, obviously, and smelled of grapes.  The taste was grape-y too.  I would have preferred a slightly stronger grape flavor.  This one also tasted boozier--it didn't hide the alcohol as well as the previous one.  Overall the grapes gone wild variety was only mediocre--it wasn't as good as the berry cherry limeade.  However, since there are so many alternate flavors, some quite odd, I do plan on trying more.  If/when that happens I'll amend this post.


     While looking into BuzzBallz LLC, I did learn that the company has its detractors.  Some people, and organizations, accuse it of targeting underage customers.  They cite its bright colors, bright labels, drink names, and overall design as being overly appealing to adolescents.  I didn't see BuzzBallz's, or Merrilee Kick's response to this--presumably they/she would point out that other drinks have eye-catching, vibrantly-hued labels and bottles, with fun and unusual names, and they're just trying to attract drinkers of legal age.  Additionally, Generation Z (typically this generation is defined as being those born between 1997-2012) BuzzBallz consumers allegedly have a dare, or game attached to a BuzzBallz product.  Individuals try to consume an entire Biggie container (or 1.75 liters) in one sitting.  Which, given its size, and alcohol content, is foolhardy, and could result in a trip to the hospital, or even death by alcohol poisoning.  So I'm certainly strongly recommending against attempting this.


















Saturday, December 13, 2025

Extremely Difficult Trivia About "Trading Places" (1983)

      This is one of my very favorite movies.  I think it's the one I've actually seen the most times, incredibly, as it's the kind of film that when I've encountered it while channel-surfing over the past several decades, I pretty much had to finish watching it.  It's a perfect comedy--well written, well acted, well everything.  Anyway, let's get to it--the usual format, questions followed by the answers, many SPOILERS ahead.

Questions:

1)    We see many of Philadelphia's famous statues and monuments throughout the movie, and especially in the opening credits.  What's the first one seen?

2)    A very large prop from another movie is briefly shown during the opening credits as well.  Name it.

3)    Louis Winthorpe is greeted repeatedly as he enters the Duke & Duke building.  Who is the only person he mentions by name in his return greeting?

4)    Randolph Duke reads an article in a magazine that sets in motion the events of the whole movie.  What is the name of this periodical?

5)    Winthorpe makes the right call on pork bellies in an early scene.  According to Randolph, how much money didhe thus make for the Dukes?

6)    What is the name of the private social club that the Dukes and Winthorpe belong to?

7)    When was this organization founded?  (It's posted on the plaque outside.)

8)    The Dukes are seen giving their cheap Christmas gift to a butler at this club.  What is his name?

9)    During the movie we see two checks made out to Clarence Beaks.  How much are they for, total?

10)   Winthorpe's fiancĂ© Penelope is related to the Duke brothers.  How? 

11)   Billy Ray Valentine aggressively hits on a woman while pretending to be a disabled vet.  What movie does he reference during this flirtation?

12)   According to Billy Ray, as he talks to the police, how did he lose his eyesight?

13)   In the same diatribe, where does Valentine say he was stationed in Vietnam?

14)   Also in the same diatribe, what part of the military was Billy Ray a member of?

15)   How many guns does Billy Ray have pointed at him as he emerges from under the table at the club?

16)   What do the police charge Valentine with?

17)   What is Penelope's last name?  (Louis says it once.)

18)   According to Billy Ray in prison, what kind of belt does he have in kung fu?

19)   What later famous actor plays Cellmate #2 during this scene?

20)   According to Valentine, how many cops (plural) did he beat up?

21)   What cell number, and on what floor is Billy Ray being held?

22)   What yearly salary do the Duke brothers offer Valentine?

23)   Billy Ray accidently breaks a vase in his new home, but in doing so the Dukes say he made a profit, as it was insured for more than what it's worth.  How much was it worth, and how much was it insured for?

24)   What organization is Clarence Beaks officially employed at?

25)   In his lie about Louis, Beaks say Winthorpe stole paper money marked with "X's" on it.  What denomination were the bills, and how many?  

26)   What famous writer/director plays the cop who finds the (planted) drugs in Winthorpe's clothes?

27)   What five types of credit cards does Winthorpe possess, according to the police?

28)   What opera does Louis have two tickets to?

29)   What is Winthorpe's prison number?

30)   How much money does Billy Ray owe Terry the bartender?

31)   How much does Beaks pay Ophelia to pretend that Winthorpe is her drug dealer?

32)   What bank do we see Louis futilely try to get cash from?

33)   According to Winthorpe, how much money did he have in this account?

34)   What five visual aids do the Duke brothers show Valentine to explain their jobs?

35)   What three men does Ophelia greet right outside her apartment?

36)   How old does Ophelia say she is?

37)   Where is she from?

38)   How much money does Ophelia have saved up, in T-bills earning interest?

39)   How much longer does she say she'll need to spend as a prostitute before she can retire?

40)   How much money, in cash, will Louis owe Ophelia in exchange for her help?

41)   At the racket club, four of Winthorpe's friends serenade their girlfriends (including Penelope). What four women do they mention in this joke song?

42)   Aside from Todd (the one who moved in on Penelope), who are the other three of Louis's male friends?

43)   Winthorpe sells his watch at the pawn shop.  What brand is it?

44)   How much money does Louis say this watch retails for, and how much does the pawn shop owner give him for it?

45)   What six other cities does Winthorpe say his watch simultaneously tells time in?

46)   What three reasons does Valentine give to George to not go long on April wheat?

47)   When is this movie set?  (We see the exact date printed on Beak's later check.)

48)   What illegal drugs and paraphernalia does Louis plant in Valentine's desk?

49)   Where are the Dukes and Beaks going to meet at midnight to exchange the crop report and the money?

50)   Jim Belushi has an early role at a guy on the train dressed in a gorilla costume.  What is his character's name?

51)   What book is Beaks reading on the train?

52)   What fake names do the costumed Winthorpe, Valentine, Ophelia, and Coleman adapt on the train?

53)   What commodities does Louis mention to Billy Ray at the stock exchange?

54)   What amount does the price of frozen concentrated orange juice open at (presumably per share)?

55)   And at what price do Winthorpe and Valentine start selling at?

56)   What is the final price of the orange juice?

57)   How much money do the Duke brothers need to pay at the stock exchange for the margin call?

58)   What is the name of the butler serving Coleman at the tropical beach in the final scene?

59)   One of Jamie Lee Curtis's relatives plays a role in the movie.  Name her, and her character.

60)   Winthorpe still has his drug, embezzlement, and theft charges hanging over him.  How is he able to travel to the tropics?  This place is definitely out of state, and possibly in another country. (Conjectural)






  



Answers:

1)    It's either called the Benjamin Franklin, Craftsman statue, or Young Benjamin Franklin.

2)    The statue of Rocky Balboa, from "Rocky 3."

3)    Folsey.

4)    The rather generically named "Science Journal."

5)    $347,000.

6)    The Heritage Club.

7)    1776.

8)    Ezra.  Who mocks the Dukes by noting the $5 could pay for a single movie ticket.

9)    The first check is for $50,000, and the second for $10,000, so $60,000 total.  Although Beaks doesn't actually receive the second check, of course, since he's kidnapped and all.

10)   She's the grandniece of Randolph and Mortimer Duke.

11)   "Porgy and Bess."  Which was a 1925 novel, then a play, movie, but most famously, an opera.

12)   He claims it happened when he stepped on a landmine in "Vietcong" in 1972.

13)   Sang Bang, Dang Gong, and then "all over the place."

14)   He says he was a Green Beret, special unit battalion commando, airborne tactic--specialist tactics, unit battalion.  "Really hush hush."

15)   6.

16)   Assault, attempted robbery, and resisting arrest.

17)   Witherspoon.

18)   A chain belt.  Which I don't believe is a real belt.

19)   Giancarlo Esposito.  Who, long before he was Gus Fring in "Breaking Bad" and "Better Call Saul," was in this movie, and such films as ""Do the Right Thing" (1989), "Malcolm X" (1992), "The Usual Suspects" (1995) and "Ali" (2001).

20)   10.

21)   Cell 4, on the 9th floor.

22)   $80,000

23)   They claim it's worth $35,000, but was insured for $50,000, so he made them a $15,000 profit.

24)   Lyndhurst Security.

25)   Three $50 bills.

26)   Frank Oz.

27)   Mastercharge, American Express Gold Card, Visa, Diner's Club, and Carte Blanche.

28)   La Boheme.

29)   74745058.  Which was the same as the prison number of John Belushi's character in "The Blues Brother" (1980).

30)   $27, which he pays back, with unspecified interest.

31)   $100.

32)   First National.

33)   Over $150,000.

34)   Coffee, bread (made from wheat), bacon (made from pork bellies), frozen concentrated orange juice, and gold.   

35)   Rachim, Mohamed, and Larry.

36)   24.

37)   A small miserable mining town Louis has probably never heard of.

38)   $42,000.

39)   3 more years.

40)   Five figures, or at least $10,000.

41)   Muffy, Margaret, Susan, and Constance.

42)   Harry, Andrew, and Phillip.

43)   A Rochefoucauld.  Which is a fictional brand.

44)   $6955, and $50.  To be fair, Louis didn't have the receipt for it.

45)   Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome, and Gstaad.

46)   One, Russian wheat isn't going to be as bad as everybody thinks, two, (we don't hear what Valentine and the others are saying for a moment), and three, judging from the jewels around his girlfriend's neck, he'll need every penny he's got to keep her happy.

47)   The check is dated December 24th, 1982.  Although the movie continues a bit into January of 1983.

48)   Marijuana joints, pills, quaaludes, valium, yellow ones, red ones, a cocaine grinder and drug needles.

49)   The parking garage in the Hilton Hotel, Parking Level D, Section 4, which is the Orange Section.

50)   Harvey.

51)   "Will," which is the autobiography of G.Gordon Liddy.

52)   Respectively, Lionel Joseph, Nanga Eboko, Inga, and Coleman is an unnamed Irish priest.

53)   Gold, silver, platinum, heating oil, propane, cocoa, sugar, cotton, and, of course, frozen concentrated orange juice.

54)   102.

55)   142.

56)   29.

57)   $394,000,000.  Which, clearly, the Dukes can't pay.

58)   Demitri.

59)   Surprisingly, it's not either of her famous actor parents, Tony Curtis or Janet Leigh.  It was her sister Kelly Curtis, who played Muffy--one of the 4 women at the racket club.  Who I think only says, "And she stepped on the ball."

60)   The optimistic theory is that once Winthorpe became rich again, he was able to hire a talented lawyer.  Who maybe got the D.A. to drop the charges, since the drugs were so clearly planted.  And/or, perhaps Winthorpe and co. bribed the same cop again, to say he was mistaken or to "lose" the evidence.  As for the embezzlement charges from Duke & Duke, maybe since they're bankrupt and homeless they didn't follow up on these charges, and they were dropped.  Or Winthorpe's good lawyer challenged this obvious setup, and got them dropped for that reason.  As for the theft charges at the club, Clarence Beaks went missing, so maybe this screwed up that case.  Or, more pessimistically, Winthorpe went on the lam, and is currently in a place that won't extradite him back to the U.S.  And I know, I'm reading too much into this--we wanted a happy ending.  I'm just looking for the in-universe explanation.


































































 









 









  









































Saturday, December 6, 2025

Exotic/Disgusting Foods and Beverages Forum--An "Adorable" Dairy-Free Frozen Dessert

      Originally I was going to discuss and rate two kinds of non-dairy frozen desserts.  Alas, after checking into it, one of my potential choices wasn't new--I'd already covered the So Delicious company's wares back on April 24th, 2023, about yogurts.  So, it'll just be one product today--the Cuties from the Tofutti company, based out of New Jersey.

     The Tofutti company was founded by David Mintz.  Mintz, who'd been born in the Brooklyn neighborhood of Williamsburg, had been the proprietor of a Kosher restaurant called Mintz's Buffet.  While at this establishment, Mintz wanted to help out his Kosher customers who required non-dairy substitutes.  Mintz recalled the tofu he'd first tried from Chinatown in the early 1970's, and developed non-dairy items using this as a base.  In 1981 Mintz made the manufacturing of these new products his main business.  Currently Tofutti makes dairy-free versions of cream cheese, sour cream, dips, cheese slices, ricotta, and frozen desserts.  If you're curious, and/or have specialized dietary needs or food allergies, all Tofutti wares lack dairy (including byproducts) and eggs.  Any lactic acid used comes from vegetables, and not animal sources.  Sesame and coconut are also absolutely not utilized.  However, some Tofutti wares do have wheat and gluten, and some also contain peanuts and tree nuts.  Notably, all of their products have soy, tofu, and corn.  And sugar, although this is not processed with bone char.  (I didn't know what this meant, so I looked it up.  Some (most?) sugar gets its bleached white color from being filtered through incinerated cow bones.)  As you might have already guessed from the references to Kosher consumables, Mintz was Jewish, and apparently very devout.  He contributed to many Jewish charities.  He passed only a few years ago, in February of 2021, at the age of 89.


Tofutti Cuties, vanilla flavor:  These are mock ice cream sandwiches, or chocolate "bread" pieces enclosing a vanilla ice cream filling.  They were about half the size of a typical ice cream sandwich, being only about 7 cm. by 4.5 cm. (about 2.75 inches by 2 inches), rectangular in shape.  And they tasted like....regular ice cream sandwiches.  The chocolate outer halves were tasty, and the inner "ice cream" was very good as well.  So these were a triumph, a more than competent imitation of a familiar treat.  They did have a slightly different aftertaste, but this was only slight.  If you like ice cream but are looking for a substitute, for religious, moral, or health reasons, these Cuties are a very good choice.  And even if you still enjoy dairy, but want to eat a bit healthier sometimes without sacrificing the flavor, there's also good.  I'll have to seek out some other flavors of Cuties, or other Tofutti products to see how they are.


     Just as a preview, I will be doing another movie quiz next week.  Not shockingly, it will be associated with Christmas.  More in the "Die Hard" sense--as in it's set at Christmas time, but it doesn't really incorporate Christmas themes in the plot or anything.  See you next week.